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01-24-2004, 03:53 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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124 Simple Exercises For the Teeth
A Complete List Of All the Things That Are Still Pending A Hundred Dead People Nobody Misses A List Of People Who Mean Well A Treasury Of Poorly Understood Ideas Apartment Hunting For Devil Worshipers Backpacking For Shut-ins Caring For the Seated Chances Are Your Sister's Full Of Shit Controlling Fear Without Getting Frightened Cooking For the Paralyzed Cooking With Heat Don't Throw Away Your Old Skin Eat, Run, Stay Fit, and Die Anyway Famous Bullshit Stories Famous People Who Were Wiry Fill Your Life With Croutons How To Become a Grease Ball How To Do Everything At Once How To Filet a Panda How To Get a Tan With a Flashlight How To Get Back From Boston How To Give a King a Really Hard Time How To Give People Your Best Regards How To Give Yourself a Complete Physical Without Getting Undressed How To Kill a Rat With an Oboe How To Kill Your Nephew How To Lease Out the Space Inside Your Nose How To Organize a Tupperware Gang-Bang How To Seem Intelligent How To Spoil Other People's Fun How To Spot a Creep From a Distance How To Spot Truly Vicious People in Church How To Start a Range War How To Turn Unbearable Pain Into Extra Income How To Wave Good-bye Without Moving Your Arms I Gave Up Hope and Died and It Worked I Suck You Suck Let's Change the Alphabet Marriage For One My Dog Is a Real Fruit Peace Of Mind By Losing Complete Control For Sixteen Hours a Day Poems For the Insane Re-organizing Your Pockets Rid Yourself Of Doubt--Or Should You? Self Mutilation As an Attention Getter Six Cities No One Has Ever Been To Six Ways To ■■■■ Up Before Breakfast Six-Hundred Ways To Give People the Shaft Sixty-four Good Reasons For Giving Up Hope Sport Fishing With Power Saws Ten Things We Don't Know Yet The Complete List Of Everyone's Personal Affects The Food Coloring Diet The Intravenous Cookbook The Lives Of Six Extremely Short Saints The Meaning Of Corn The Stains In Your Shorts Can Indicate Your Future The Wrong Underwear Can Kill There's Big Money In Staying Put Things No One Can Help Tips On Getting Laid Tremble Your Way To Fitness Trotting Across Zaire Understanding People You'll Never Meet What To Wear On the Toilet Why Hawaii and Norway Are Not Near Each Other Why It Doesn't Snow Anymore Why Jews Point You Give Me Six Weeks and I'll Give You Some Disease Your Shoes Are Worth Money Your Thighs Control Your Life |
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01-24-2004, 03:59 AM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: October 11, 2002
Location: Malaysia
Age: 35
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Haha!
Very good!
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01-24-2004, 04:49 AM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: September 11, 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
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[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
*wipes tear from eye* Now that was funny! |
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01-24-2004, 06:09 AM
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Gold Dragon
 Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: Blessed are those who are not....
Age: 42
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Hmpf! I actually saw some of those in the local library 
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01-24-2004, 03:58 PM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: April 30, 2001
Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now)
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Quote:
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Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray |
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01-24-2004, 05:12 PM
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ROFL...i can't top the other posts...ROFL
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01-24-2004, 09:32 PM
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Lord Ao
Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Age: 53
Posts: 2,069
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Good one!
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