09-27-2001, 01:57 PM | #1 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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Bored now, not much happening.... may be forced to go and do work... what to do, what to do..... desperate situations require desperate measures....
Aha! Here's some (very dated!) doggeral I produced, ooh..... quite a long time ago. Inspired by 'American Psycho' and embittered by my own experience of working at EBRD in the late Eighties.... Apologies in advance to any traders on the board.... Let's hear it for the boy With the fax machine Cost effective, efficacious Mr. Crème de la Cream Owns a sexy, brand new Porsche Got a Pentium chip computer The girls that he's currently screwing up They just get blonder and cuter Rich red silken pouting nips Only the very best Muscle bound snatches welcome here If matched with pert round breasts And X has never marked the spot Where the clitoris is, (or is not) This one doesn't need to know The finer points of down below Everything he wants is his A great, yes, an immense success His jockstrap size increases daily As his ego is caressed Ooh, to work in a City bank It must be such a lovely wank Midas in drag, you piss pure gold The money men, who never grow old. Virtual reality - maybe so Or is it really what it seems? Goggles on for the City boy Written and produced by ‘The Eighties Dream’ ------------------ Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
09-27-2001, 02:03 PM | #2 |
Manshoon
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where have i heard that before? good one chuck. do the one about dyslexia - it's really, really good.
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09-27-2001, 02:06 PM | #3 |
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Yes, post more!
------------------ The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c) Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Mage extraordinair. Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy Hopeless Romantic *sigh* "Allright! We'll call it a draw." |
09-27-2001, 02:08 PM | #4 | |
Fzoul Chembryl
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09-27-2001, 02:13 PM | #5 |
Manshoon
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okay dokey ducks. i too, shall have a wee ferret about and see what trawled up, kipper fashion.. sadly, i can't possibly write doggerel or indeed, poetry of any kind. it's against my aesthetics.
i know, why don't we start a rolling poem tpyr thing? one line each - doggie style? heh, heh, heh. i vote you start as you have talent. i'll pop back in a minute and see what you've posted - hurrah. |
09-27-2001, 02:16 PM | #6 | |
Fzoul Chembryl
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Best doggeral is that made up on the spot for kids. They're always majorly impressed by the number of things I can rhyme 'smelly bum' with. Lots of snorting, chortling and giggling. Once they grow up a bit though, it gets a bit embarassing for them. Me and their mommy skipping along the road singing poopy songs, - then we get, 'uh, could you not do that Auntie Mandy' or 'Auntie Mandy, if you and mommy don't stop doing that right now, we're going on the OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD, Auntie Mandy.' After they get to age 8 or so, kids are just no fun... ------------------ Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
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09-27-2001, 02:17 PM | #7 | |
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09-27-2001, 02:21 PM | #8 | |
Fzoul Chembryl
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All right... Silver pigs have silver wings ------------------ Ascended Mistress of Illumination |
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09-27-2001, 02:23 PM | #9 |
Manshoon
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it's tragic, isn't it.
my old ma's more fun, these days. she doesn't wander off looking all pink when i burst into naughtiness unlike my children. she doesn't really join in either, have to reserve fun and frolicks for siblings. (only of the female kind) i have a yen to worship the paint godess.......... |
09-27-2001, 02:26 PM | #10 |
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silver pigs have silver wings
and very very pointy stings |
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