BG2 Bar Part 3 - The Search for Beer

[BlackAssassin]

Walnut the big nose dwarven cleric runs into the bar with a big smile on his face and demon guts on his hammer.
"Demons arn't so though when they have 50 lbs of steel between their eyes," says he "Let me see what you got on tap Bartender!"

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

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[Lord of Alcohol]

How in the hell did I miss a beer thread? Just say no to work, lets drink at the BGII bar all day then

[BlackAssassin]

Walnut has waitied long enough.
"BAH. To hell with you all. I've got a beer from a carrion crawler quicker thatn this patthetic bar."
Walnut storms out and all patrons get out of his way.

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

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Not at all. If I'm not hear the serving girls will get your drinks.
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The stunned priest picks himself up, saying (damn! Should have cast "Protection from Old Joke" before coming in)

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[Nevyn]

After some drinks Nevyn went bananas, he begin telling an interesting joke:

A talking duck waddles into a stop 'n' rob and asks the salesguy, "Got any grapes?"

"No," answered the guy.

The duck waddles out. A little later it returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The clerk replies, "No! Like I told you fifteen minutes ago--I don't have any grapes!"

The duck leaves. Fifteen minutes later he's back again, asking, "Got any grapes?"

In a real snit now, the clerk yells, "No I don't have any goddamn grapes! You come back in here again, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!"

Later that day the duck comes back and asks the guy, "Got any nails?"

The guy says "NO!"

The duck replies, "Good! Got any grapes?"




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The wisdom is only possist by the learning.

hmm - don't want the Bar quite turning into a joke page, but I did start it I suppose
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The Duck walks in, says "Got any grapes". The bartender points at one of the trees, and some grapes grow on it. "There you go"
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"Bugger" says the duck, and wanders off to find another joke

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[DonkeyWan]

DonkeyWan the indifferent archer stares at the talking duck....

Thinks, "hey a talking duck, I'm gonna be rich, rich I tell yeah..."

He runs after the duck, "hey duck..."

Duck turns round, "yeah?"

DW: "hey duck, you can talk!"

Duck,: "ah, observant aren't we ...."

DW: "Well, I mean, that is to say, you could make a lot of money, with your skills..."

Duck: "Whadda yeah mean, how?"

DW: "Well, in a circus for instance"

Duck, looking confused: "What would a circus want with a plasterer?"...

..... and waddles off....

Defeated, DonkeyWan returns to the bar and orders a milk on the rocks...

(sorry, couldn't resist)

To keep everybody's brains sane, the duck gets vaporised
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zaap!!!

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[DonkeyWan]

DonkeyWan feasts on Duck a la orange, muwahahahahhaaaa (with a light skimmed milk and flava beans....

Ok. I'm just now adding a water feature in the garden part of the bar. It can water the plants and be an attarctive feature. If you break it, you will replace it (and I don't mean pay for it. You will be shapechanged into a duplicate item to replace the broken one)

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp