You know you are playing WW too much if . . .

I stumbled into the BGII forum by mistake and saw a posting (insert BGII for WW) with this subject. Oh, the answers had me laughing (I don't even know BOO). So I thought it might be fun here as well. My suggestion:

. . . if you attempt to cast Spirit Eye to find your car keys.

. . . if someone has to tell you were the switch that turns on your lights are.

. . . if you suddenly feel faint, grab some stranger and bite them on the neck.

... you find yourself trying to cast illuminate at 3 am on the way to the terlit~

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[thoon]

... If you wonder how many hit points that guy on the street has.

[Davros]

If you come to a ladder and laugh, scorning its' use, throwing youself over the precipice, screaming Geronimo and readying your Healing Realm spell.

If you go to pick up that piece of paper on the floor and instead find youself doing a merry waltz while humming the the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.

If you come across a perfectly good ship, and decide it's pointless using this thing, how big could a sea be, I'll just swim.

when you are afraid to go into the garden in case there are Amazonian mantraps out there.

when you invite 5 friend to join you on your horse for a ride.

when you dont bother to pick up anything you drop saying dont worry it will have dissapered when I come back.

when you go to the local town hall and ask for a quest.

when you start reading and answering threads like this on the W&W board.

If it's 3 am and you jump every time a snake appears in the temple.

when you finally get around to shaving your legs, you say you are cutting through the "Forgotten Forest" and wonder if there is a place on the map of the same name.

when you have renamed all the pets in the house to match characters in the game.

when you think you never have to eat or sleep.

when you ask your significant other to wrap themselves in saranwrap, shave their heads and bit you.

[Sazerac]

...when you refer to your boss as "Cet Ude D'ua Khan" under your breath...

Sazerac (great thread, Lily!)

Wyv! You have escaped!

When you take a pick ax to the the mounds in the cat box because there is a chance there might be a gem in there.

When you unscrew the bulbs on the Christmas tree when no one is looking, ID the red ones as rubies and run down to Zales in hopes of getting some cash.

When all your breadsticks are formed in the shape of ankhs and you try to "invoke" them.

when you are playing your game instead of working because you ?need something?.

*these pirated from BGII*

when you throw away all your keys because you are a master at picking locks.

when you click on people to see if they have something important to say.

... when you, while watching the Jabba/desert scene of Return of the Jedi, scream "Amazoni Mantrap!" at the sight of the sarlaac (the monster with the tentacles and maw which Jabba was going to feed Luke/Han/etc to).

Hey, it actually happened to me...