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Old 11-24-2004, 07:00 AM   #1
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Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy... I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
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Old 11-24-2004, 07:11 AM   #2
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ROFL those are really funny!
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Old 11-24-2004, 12:15 PM   #3
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LOL! Good stuff, I like the order too, flows well, like a little story
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Old 11-24-2004, 01:30 PM   #4
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I failed to see the clean side of some of them...
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:15 PM   #5
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[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I failed to see the clean side of some of them...
That's because you're an adolescent boy, who's in the stage of his life where talking and thinking dodgy is considered clever and cool [img]tongue.gif[/img] Unfortunately, I know too many people who still think like this in their twenties
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:24 PM   #6
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How dare you condescend to me you noisome, piffling man!

*HMPH!!*

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:27 PM   #7
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'Cos I'm older and wiser, duh
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Old 11-24-2004, 02:34 PM   #8
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Alec Baldwin made 'Shwetty Balls' sound REALLY nasty. [img]smile.gif[/img] A SNL skit.

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Old 11-24-2004, 02:47 PM   #9
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'Cos I'm older and wiser, duh
Age doesn't make you wise Vask

Great list Arvon
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Old 11-24-2004, 05:21 PM   #10
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those are good ones
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