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Old 10-25-2004, 11:42 AM   #11
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10, NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scr0tes in line".

15, CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad.

16, WINKING - turns women to putty. Doesn't it?

18, TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - okay, so its for paying the plumber
later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.

24, TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - a visual code that says that's right, i'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized sh1t.
I love doing all of those [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] however I hate...
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25, CALLING YOUR MATE A **** - and punching him on the shoulder. Just a man's way of saying "you're a good mate; I missed you while you were in hospital".
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:36 PM   #12
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I love them all. Theres not a single on I disagree with... Absolutley great ..
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Old 10-25-2004, 02:41 PM   #13
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ok that was kinda funny, and kinda true....
really? that is why I had to open a jar for you the other day? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:39 PM   #14
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Old 10-25-2004, 03:52 PM   #15
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ROFL! Those are funny.
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, USING POWER TOOLS - slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.
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Old 10-25-2004, 04:51 PM   #16
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How neat.
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Old 10-25-2004, 05:59 PM   #17
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ok that was kinda funny, and kinda true....
really? that is why I had to open a jar for you the other day? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]lmao good one!,

and nice find, once again XD
 
Old 10-25-2004, 06:42 PM   #18
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i wil admit that was slightly amusing, but really. these list things are getting old.
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:02 PM   #19
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ok that was kinda funny, and kinda true....
really? that is why I had to open a jar for you the other day? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]LOL Go Stormy! lay the smackdown on that jar!
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Old 10-25-2004, 07:22 PM   #20
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I think this has been posted like 3 times in the last 6 months. But still, always a good laugh.
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