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Old 05-19-2003, 05:04 PM   #1
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From the desk of Rick Mercer, his apology on behalf of all of us
Canadians, to the Americans...
On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently
and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron, but it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any
consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the
people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better
than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse
would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
you've rebuilt it! It's very nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer, but
we feel your pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but
that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:11 PM   #2
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fine, but what about Celine Dion and Bryan Adams!?!

[ 05-19-2003, 05:12 PM: Message edited by: Rokenn ]
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:22 PM   #3
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fine, but what about Celine Dion and Bryan Adams!?!
They made up for them with Shania Twain [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] - now if Mutt "Hubby" Lange would stop killing, I mean encouraging her career.

Then again ...... she really doesn't need to sing! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img]
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:33 PM   #4
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I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but
that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

How I'm glad I aint American!
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:45 PM   #5
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Fine. Apology Accepted. Give us Sue Johansen and make her spend at least 2 hours every day with our wives and mistresses and we'll forgive everything.
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:46 PM   #6
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Originally posted by Animal:

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
*Toungue in cheek*

That's OK. Having one of the crappiest climates in the civilized world can make any psuedo-frenchman crotchety. Of course, the French facet qualifies them for a handicap anyhow. So, no offense taken! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img]
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:54 PM   #7
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quote:
Originally posted by Animal:

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a
thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.

We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
*Toungue in cheek*

That's OK. Having one of the crappiest climates in the civilized world can make any psuedo-frenchman crotchety. Of course, the French facet qualifies them for a handicap anyhow. So, no offense taken! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img]
[/QUOTE]Nice one. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 05-19-2003, 05:57 PM   #8
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I can't believe we're having the Canuckia v. USA thing again. It's quite interesting. Didn't we annex you guys?? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]
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Old 05-19-2003, 06:18 PM   #9
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I used to know a song that said a bunch of mean things about canada and their people. It had the same music from their national anthem.
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Old 05-19-2003, 06:27 PM   #10
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South Park Style.....

Fcuk Canada, Fcuk Canada.......lol.

But Id still rather be a puppet head than a puppet.
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