Santa...nice old man or holliday stalker

[Vaskez]

Primitive. See I mean even Detective Dip$hit HiveHydrant thought of it: even a 6 year-old can cut and paste two images together in MS paint and if HT can think of it, then it must be primitive. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Oh, and only primitive idiots use the acronym OMFG, and if you don't know why, it's not even worth trying to explain.

Now should I go and get some photos of Stormy off Stealthy's and do some editing? Nah, I couldn't make her look any sillier than she already does [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 12-17-2004, 08:50 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Vaskez: Primitive. See I mean even Detective Dip$hit HiveHydrant thought of it: even a 6 year-old can cut and paste two images together in MS paint and if HT can think of it, then it must be primitive. Now should I go and get some photos of Stormy off Stealthy's and do some editing? Nah, I couldn't make her look any sillier than she already does [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Yes you can, go ahead dude, make me laugh.

[Hivetyrant]

Yeah, well if I expanded on OMFG I would likely be banned, well unless I disguised one of the words.
Well, lets find a 6 year-old and see if it can cut and paste pics in MS paint.
In fact, I would like to see you do it Vaskez [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Vaskez]

Dumbass, I don't need to prove anything, I have a degree in Computer Engineering [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And, as I suspected, you wouldn't get it. The acronym's not bad because it's got the f-word in it, it's because of what the whole phrase is saying. You're pissing all over the beliefs of anyone who respects God... inconsiderate, immature, primitive...

[Hivetyrant]

Hmmm, maybe I should stop. I seem to have pissed Vaskez off...........

[Blunderbuss]

Originally posted by johnny: Santa Clause - Chris Cringle - St. Nicholas - Para Noel Are these the many names for an innocent old man who brings presents to children around the world...or are they the names of a serial holliday stalker - spying on your children? My evidence is as follows: The song "Santa Clause is Coming to Town" holds all the key evidence: "You better watch out" - That's a direct threat if I've ever seen one. "You better not cry" - Another threat "I'm telling you why" - Explanation of the threats "He's making a list, and checking it twice" - Has all his victims listed "Gonna’ find out who's naughty and nice" - Truly a sick individual "He sees you when you're sleeping" - Either through video surveillance or from his own eyes. Surveillance cameras have been found hidden in victims homes...we know they belong to him because they have tinsil wrapped around them - which seems to be his calling card. "He knows when you're awake" - Victims have claims of being followed by a older, fat man with a big white beard. "He knows if you've been bad or good" - A journal of the suspect was found containing detailed reports on his victims...this guy seems to enjoy commenting on everything the victim does throughout each day. "Santa Claus is coming to town" - Another threat, though is is encrypted, my sources tell me that his use of the word "town" actually means the victims home. So there you have it. The evidence is still coming in, but at this point, that's all I can reveal to the public. There have been no arrests so far; so all I can suggest is that everyone keeps their doors and windows locked and covered, buy a bug detector to check for any installed surveillance devices, and if you have a chimney, seal it off somehow!

Back on subject: I thought it was quite funny.

[RoSs_bg2_rox]

And primitive was the word of the day

Ah, but I think Santa is being led on..."Santa baby slip a sleigh bell under the tree for me, Santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight..."

and

"I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"
Maybe he takes this one the wrong way

[ 12-17-2004, 12:45 PM: Message edited by: RoSs_bg2_rox ]

[TheMuse]

oh my goodness. What a terrible, terrible, terrible post! Shame, shame!

careful...santa watches adults too!! [img]redface.gif[/img]

[Dirty Meg]

Originally posted by Hivetyrant: Hmmm, maybe I should stop. I seem to have pissed Vaskez off...........

Yeah, but even a 6 year old could do that.

[Vaskez]

Yeah kids are annoying...
But I am SO glad you're here Meg, I was just waiting for you to come and show your razor sharp wit and brilliant sarcasm. An anti-vaskez was needed around here after all.