An Old, Old Blonde joke

Arvon · 11-22-2002, 08:44 PM

A Clever Blonde

A young little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mom and says:

'Mommy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good,innit?'

'Yes darling, very good.'

'Is that because I'm blonde?'

'Yes darling, it's because you're blonde.'

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: 'mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K ! That's good,innit?'

'Yes darling, very good.'

'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?'

'Yes darling it's because you're blonde.'

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: 'mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!'

She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D breasts at her mom. 'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?'

'No darling, it's because you're 25.'

purre · 11-22-2002, 08:46 PM

LOL LOL !!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
I nearly fell off my chair!!!!!!

antryg · 11-22-2002, 08:48 PM

Where do you get off calling a 25 year old blond an "old blonde joke"?

johnny · 11-22-2002, 08:48 PM

Arvon · 11-22-2002, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by antryg:
Where do you get off calling a 25 year old blond an "old blonde joke"?

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SomeGuy · 11-22-2002, 09:59 PM

LOL.Here is one I know. There was a blond sitting out in the middle of a crop field in a boat trying to fish.Anther blond drives by in her car and stops to take a look and then get out of the car. "What the heck are you doing?!" asks the blond from the car. "Fishin'!" yelled the other blond."you're the kind of blond that gives us a bad name.Just becuz we are blond does'nt mean we are stupid!And you know what,if I could swim,I come out there and kick you butt!"

Harkoliar · 11-23-2002, 10:52 AM

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i dont get it

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LOL.Here is one I know. There was a blond sitting out in the middle of a crop field in a boat trying to fish.Anther blond drives by in her car and stops to take a look and then get out of the car. "What the heck are you doing?!" asks the blond from the car. "Fishin'!" yelled the other blond."you're the kind of blond that gives us a bad name.Just becuz we are blond does'nt mean we are stupid!And you know what,if I could swim,I come out there and kick you butt!"

i liked that one [img]smile.gif[/img]

Megabot · 11-23-2002, 11:48 AM

LOL that was cool! Настольные игры

WillowIX · 11-23-2002, 12:11 PM

Is it a horse johnny? Or an elephant? It´s an elephant right?

Nice joke Arvon *snicker*

11-24-2002, 01:20 AM

Hehee, I've got one. A blonde and a mn where sitting next to each other on a plane The man said to the Blonde, "why don't we play a game, we ask a question, and if we get it wrong we give the other person 5 dollars!"
But, the blonde wanted to go to sleep. The man said, "Fine! If I get a question wrong I'll give you $500!" The blonde wzs now interested. The man went first. " what's the capital city of Denmark." The blonde thought then handed him $5. Then the blonde said "What goes up the stairs with 3 legs and comes down with 4." The man was dubfounded, near the end of the flight he handed the $500 to the Blinde and asked "What goes up the stairs with 3 legs and comes down with 4!?" Without a word the blonde handed him $5.

11-22-2002, 08:44 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	A Clever Blonde A young little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mom and says: 'Mommy, today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good,innit?' 'Yes darling, very good.' 'Is that because I'm blonde?' 'Yes darling, it's because you're blonde.' Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: 'mommy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K ! That's good,innit?' 'Yes darling, very good.' 'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?' 'Yes darling it's because you're blonde.' Next Day, she returns from school and cries: 'mommy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!' She proceeds to flash her impressive 36D breasts at her mom. 'Is that because I'm blonde, mommy?' 'No darling, it's because you're 25.' __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

11-22-2002, 08:48 PM	#3
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Where do you get off calling a 25 year old blond an "old blonde joke"? __________________

11-22-2002, 08:48 PM	#4
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	__________________

11-22-2002, 09:59 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	LOL.Here is one I know. There was a blond sitting out in the middle of a crop field in a boat trying to fish.Anther blond drives by in her car and stops to take a look and then get out of the car. "What the heck are you doing?!" asks the blond from the car. "Fishin'!" yelled the other blond."you're the kind of blond that gives us a bad name.Just becuz we are blond does'nt mean we are stupid!And you know what,if I could swim,I come out there and kick you butt!" __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

11-23-2002, 12:11 PM	#9
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 4,628	Is it a horse johnny? Or an elephant? It´s an elephant right? Nice joke Arvon snicker __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

11-22-2002, 08:46 PM	#2
purre Banned Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 39 Posts: 649	LOL LOL !!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] I nearly fell off my chair!!!!!!

11-23-2002, 11:48 AM	#8
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 61 Posts: 3,360	LOL that was cool! Настольные игры

11-24-2002, 01:20 AM	#10
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	Hehee, I've got one. A blonde and a mn where sitting next to each other on a plane The man said to the Blonde, "why don't we play a game, we ask a question, and if we get it wrong we give the other person 5 dollars!" But, the blonde wanted to go to sleep. The man said, "Fine! If I get a question wrong I'll give you $500!" The blonde wzs now interested. The man went first. " what's the capital city of Denmark." The blonde thought then handed him $5. Then the blonde said "What goes up the stairs with 3 legs and comes down with 4." The man was dubfounded, near the end of the flight he handed the $500 to the Blinde and asked "What goes up the stairs with 3 legs and comes down with 4!?" Without a word the blonde handed him $5.

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