Another joke thread

SomeGuy · 05-11-2002, 12:08 PM

Where these joke threads keep coming from!Anyway here is the joke.This is not a dirty joke!

There was once a princess,she was the most beautifal person in all the land,but alas she could never get married because anything she touched melted.One day the king said,"Anyone who can bring something to my castle and it will not melt if my daughter touches it,will be the one lucky man to marry her!"A man brought a sword for it was the mightiest of weapons and thought that nothing could melt it,but alas it melted.Another man brought a shield for it provided protection from many things,but alas it too melted.Then nother man known throughout the land for his knowledge brought something.He said to the princess"rich into my poket inside is something that couyld never melt."The princess reached into the pocket of the wise amn and felt something round and hard.She pulled it and out and saw...........

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the princess found...............M&Ms!They melt in your mouth not in your hand!

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-11-2002, 12:11 PM

LOL [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Beaumanoir · 05-11-2002, 01:54 PM

LOL!! That Was Very Nearly Across The Line!!

Alexander · 05-11-2002, 01:58 PM

I've heard variations on that joke a million times. Forgive me if I don't choke to death laughing.

Arnabas · 05-11-2002, 02:17 PM

Wouldn't his pants melt when she reached in?
Just curious. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 05-11-2002, 02:49 PM

ya know Arnabas I don't think his pants would melt

SomeGuy · 05-11-2002, 02:50 PM

Hey my sig picture thingy!It worked!

/)eathKiller · 05-11-2002, 04:02 PM

woohoo? um ok... how was this girls touch melting everything though?

SomeGuy · 05-11-2002, 04:08 PM

it was a curse bestowed on her hands many years rememebr only her hands can melt stuff

Staralfur · 05-11-2002, 04:17 PM

Surely putting her hands in his trousers should have the opposite effect to melting? By that I mean his trousers would become tighter because her hands would fill up his pockets.

05-11-2002, 12:08 PM	#1
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Where these joke threads keep coming from!Anyway here is the joke.This is not a dirty joke! There was once a princess,she was the most beautifal person in all the land,but alas she could never get married because anything she touched melted.One day the king said,"Anyone who can bring something to my castle and it will not melt if my daughter touches it,will be the one lucky man to marry her!"A man brought a sword for it was the mightiest of weapons and thought that nothing could melt it,but alas it melted.Another man brought a shield for it provided protection from many things,but alas it too melted.Then nother man known throughout the land for his knowledge brought something.He said to the princess"rich into my poket inside is something that couyld never melt."The princess reached into the pocket of the wise amn and felt something round and hard.She pulled it and out and saw........... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .keep scrolling . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the princess found...............M&Ms!They melt in your mouth not in your hand! __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-11-2002, 12:11 PM	#2
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	LOL [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-11-2002, 01:54 PM	#3
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	LOL!! That Was Very Nearly Across The Line!! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

05-11-2002, 01:58 PM	#4
Alexander Drow Warrior Join Date: April 16, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 40 Posts: 259	I've heard variations on that joke a million times. Forgive me if I don't choke to death laughing. __________________ Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.<br /><br />-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

05-11-2002, 02:17 PM	#5
Arnabas Baaz Draconian Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: Montreal,Quebec,Canada Age: 53 Posts: 721	Wouldn't his pants melt when she reached in? Just curious. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Est Sularis oth Mithas

05-11-2002, 02:49 PM	#6
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	ya know Arnabas I don't think his pants would melt __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-11-2002, 02:50 PM	#7
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Hey my sig picture thingy!It worked! __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-11-2002, 04:02 PM	#8
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	woohoo? um ok... how was this girls touch melting everything though? __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

05-11-2002, 04:08 PM	#9
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	it was a curse bestowed on her hands many years rememebr only her hands can melt stuff __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-11-2002, 04:17 PM	#10
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	Surely putting her hands in his trousers should have the opposite effect to melting? By that I mean his trousers would become tighter because her hands would fill up his pockets. __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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