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Ladyzekke · 05-07-2001, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlie:
Betty Butter Bought A Bit of Bitter Batter....
dropped it on the floor and the batter went splatter,
I need to re-use that thought Betty Butter,
her family and friends thought she was a raving nutter,
she picked it up and ate it but it tasted bitter
one week later and no clothes would fit her
the moral of the story is dont eat batter
cos like Betty Butter you will end up fatter.

Trying my best to cheer you up here pretty thing.

Oh man! LMFAO!! I pass it to you and then you run with it you brilliant ______! Never do you fail to amuse.. Whataguy!

Can I stop laughing? NO!!

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Charlie · 05-07-2001, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moni:
(Say Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers 5 times in a row as fast as you can!)

Can't sleep. Good one Moni, difficult too, I can't get it. Terrible what insomnia will drive a man to do at 4.45AM. If anyone catches me I'm gonna get locked away for sure.

Now you try saying - "Peggy Babcock" 5 times fast as possible. Very short, very difficult. Bet you can't do it.

Are aspirins meant to make you dance all night btw....no thought not.Oops.

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One love, peace.

Charlie · 05-08-2001, 12:13 AM

I ain't leaving with no 13 in my post count, not while I'm sitting here reciting tongue twisters anyway. It's not that I'm superstitious or anything you understand.

Err doc, why you doing my new pyjamas up at the back.... and why are these sleeves so long..... and what are these buckles for.....oooerr.....mummy....help me.....

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One love, peace.

Cloudbringer · 05-08-2001, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlie:
I ain't leaving with no 13 in my post count, not while I'm sitting here reciting tongue twisters anyway. It's not that I'm superstitious or anything you understand.

Err doc, why you doing my new pyjamas up at the back.... and why are these sleeves so long..... and what are these buckles for.....oooerr.....mummy....help me.....

LOL... no 13 in the post count, Charlie, but check out the posting time: 12:13.

mammawlin · 05-08-2001, 01:00 AM

LOL

laugh3:
Who hit Nellie in the belly with the jelly and put her in hellofa jam?

Ain't no use in going home, Jody's got your gal and gone, am I right or wrong, YOUR RIGHT!

Man, I must be tired, I am getting TOO silly. . .

Mammawlin

There's a moose in the hoose - get it oot!

05-08-2001, 01:52 AM

Hm i know a little riddle

What was was before was was was?
Before was was was was was is

now read this very carefully

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

05-08-2001, 06:56 AM

I visited Miss Brown,
who was bathing and couldn't come down.
Said I, slip on something and come down quick,
so she slipped on the soap and came down in a tick.

Hows about a limmerick?

There once was a man from Bengal,
who went to a fancy-dress ball.
He mumured I'll risk it, and go as a biscuit,
but a dog ate him up in the hall.

and a riddle:

The blind beggar a brother, but the blind beggar's brother doesn't have abrother, so who is the blind beggar?

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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

Ladyzekke · 05-08-2001, 09:40 AM

Bird of a feather flock together
And so will pigs and swine
Rats and mice will have their choice
And so will I have mine

(insanity settling in nicely now)

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05-08-2001, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlie;
Can't sleep. Good one Moni, difficult too, I can't get it. Terrible what insomnia will drive a man to do at 4.45AM. If anyone catches me I'm gonna get locked away for sure.
Now you try saying - "Peggy Babcock" 5 times fast as possible. Very short, very difficult. Bet you can't do it.

Are aspirins meant to make you dance all night btw....no thought not.Oops.

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One love, peace.

LOL Charlie! I can't do either one of them!

Aspirins...hmmm....I take extra strength bufferin for an occassional headache...they make me start slurring my words before they knock me out cold LOL! My friends think its really funny that I can get "drunk" on aspirin! Can't see myself being able to dance all night in that state!

Love, Hugs & Peace,
Moni

Moiraine · 05-08-2001, 10:19 AM

Here's one in French from my son Marc (he wrote it himself) :

"Si ton tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu."

(Would translate as something like : If your uncle shaves your uncle, your uncle will be shaven - doesn't sound good at all in English !

).

I have another one myself (still in French) :
"Combien coûtent ces six saucissons-ci ? Six sous ceux-ci, six sous ceux-là, six sous ces six saucissons-ci !"
Find this one yourself !

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The world is my oyster !
And now I have the knives to open it ...

05-08-2001, 12:13 AM	#33
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 30 Posts: 2,021	I ain't leaving with no 13 in my post count, not while I'm sitting here reciting tongue twisters anyway. It's not that I'm superstitious or anything you understand. Err doc, why you doing my new pyjamas up at the back.... and why are these sleeves so long..... and what are these buckles for.....oooerr.....mummy....help me..... ------------------ One love, peace.

05-08-2001, 01:00 AM	#35
mammawlin Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Columbus, Ohio USA Posts: 650	LOL laugh3: Who hit Nellie in the belly with the jelly and put her in hellofa jam? Ain't no use in going home, Jody's got your gal and gone, am I right or wrong, YOUR RIGHT! Man, I must be tired, I am getting TOO silly. . . Mammawlin There's a moose in the hoose - get it oot!

05-08-2001, 01:52 AM	#36
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	Hm i know a little riddle What was was before was was was? Before was was was was was is now read this very carefully ------------------ The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

05-08-2001, 06:56 AM	#37
Sir_Tainly Guest Posts: n/a	I visited Miss Brown, who was bathing and couldn't come down. Said I, slip on something and come down quick, so she slipped on the soap and came down in a tick. Hows about a limmerick? There once was a man from Bengal, who went to a fancy-dress ball. He mumured I'll risk it, and go as a biscuit, but a dog ate him up in the hall. and a riddle: The blind beggar a brother, but the blind beggar's brother doesn't have abrother, so who is the blind beggar? ------------------ Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger

05-08-2001, 09:40 AM	#38
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Bird of a feather flock together And so will pigs and swine Rats and mice will have their choice And so will I have mine (insanity settling in nicely now) ------------------

05-08-2001, 10:19 AM	#40
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 59 Posts: 2,474	Here's one in French from my son Marc (he wrote it himself) : "Si ton tonton tond ton tonton, ton tonton sera tondu." (Would translate as something like : If your uncle shaves your uncle, your uncle will be shaven - doesn't sound good at all in English ! ). I have another one myself (still in French) : "Combien coûtent ces six saucissons-ci ? Six sous ceux-ci, six sous ceux-là, six sous ces six saucissons-ci !" Find this one yourself ! ------------------ The world is my oyster ! And now I have the knives to open it ...

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