Introducing... the newest iPod!

Bungleau · 10-13-2005, 05:33 PM

A friend came across this story... basically,

Quote:

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

Now, I just thought that was humorous and such, and asked for the inevitable offer to change someone's channel, crank up the music, or something like that...

until a friend of mine pointed out that it would soon become the newest iPod...

the iPod Mammo

RoSs_bg2_rox · 10-13-2005, 05:42 PM

Oh god, I can invision the popularity already!!!

... wait a second, does that mean the bigger you buy the bigger you get (I know it does in the literal sense, but what of the metaphorical

[img]smile.gif[/img] )

Ziroc · 10-13-2005, 07:48 PM

So if Mac made a port-a-potty, would it be called a Pee-pod? hmmmm. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Spirits Reborn · 10-13-2005, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by RoSs_bg2_rox:
Oh god, I can invision the popularity already!!!

... wait a second, does that mean the bigger you buy the bigger you get (I know it does in the literal sense, but what of the metaphorical [img]smile.gif[/img] )

rofl =p you're funny..

That's weird.. i can't imagine that.. what if it ran out of battery? or.. the control stopped working, would they start pressing their breasts? O_o?

Sir Goulum · 10-13-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by Ziroc:
So if Mac made a port-a-potty, would it be called a Pee-pod? hmmmm. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Only if it played music. Any other model would be the iLoo.

Winter Wolf · 10-14-2005, 11:12 AM

where would you plug in the headphones?

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