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Old 07-29-2004, 08:34 PM   #11
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He funny, although some are "borrowed" from George Carlin... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-29-2004, 10:21 PM   #12
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very funny [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] nice ones!
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Old 07-29-2004, 11:40 PM   #13
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2.People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
i should stop doing that.
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Old 07-30-2004, 08:31 AM   #14
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2.People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
i should stop doing that. [/QUOTE]yes but, looking for the remote is an investment in not having to get up in the future
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Old 07-30-2004, 08:35 AM   #15
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3.When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
this sayign means to have the cake as a whole, that is uneaten, but to eat it also, which is impossible, so i don't know what he means, and no a cake isn't whole if you have eaten it even though it all may be there.

11.When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
i'll use this one
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Old 07-30-2004, 10:03 AM   #16
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11.When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

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hm Theo Maassen had something like that in his show "functioneel naakt" where he talks about conversations with dumb women:

"En of ik van lekker eten houd, Nee, ik houd van smerig ondergekotst voer"

loosely translated
"And whether i like tasty food. No, I like Revolting Puked over food"

well its more fun when you hear the rest of it aswell...

[ 07-30-2004, 10:05 AM: Message edited by: Rikard T'Aranaxz ]
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Old 07-30-2004, 10:23 AM   #17
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Is Billy Connolly the funniest guy on earth? I can't think of anyone funnier.

Nice post Ross [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:09 AM   #18
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Courtesy of Billy Connolly!
8.When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer?
Well I guess you could stay dead for a heck of a lot longer than you can stay alive. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-30-2004, 04:23 PM   #19
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Is Billy Connolly the funniest guy on earth? I can't think of anyone funnier.

Nice post Ross [img]smile.gif[/img]
Yeh it made me laugh to when I heard them, thats why I just had to put them up. The funny thing is, I can relate to them all really (I have heard people saying all of these types of things before.) And I don't think there is anyone much funnier, although I watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back today and it was a classic, highly recommended to anyone out there who has a sense of humour!
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Old 07-30-2004, 11:13 PM   #20
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Funny as hell! Rant rant! Hehehe

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