abridged movie scripts will make you laugh SOO hard

[Lord Lothar]

ROBIN SHOU Who the hell are you? LLOYD KINO That’s Rayden, f***er! Show some respect!

Suddenly, SUB-ZERO and SCORPION appear! NON-MORTAL KOMBAT FANS IN AUDIENCE What the f***!? They DIE. MORTAL KOMBAT FANS IN AUDIENCE What the F***!? Having KILLED the most interesting and most popular characters in the series, the story, what’s left of it, moves on.

This is a great site! The Mortal Kombat script had me rolling in laughter for about 10 minutes. My mom came in to see if I was having a seizure or something...

[shadowhound]

DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™

By Rod Hilton


FADE IN:

DUDE 1
Dude, where's my car?

DUDE 2
Dude, where's your car?

They partake in subtle homoeroticism.

DIRECTOR
Dude, how did I get anyone to pay
for this movie?

END

Err... yeah

[Kakero]

yeah, some of those are really funny indeed.

[Timber Loftis]

Gotta love it
_______________________________
He tries to kill DANIEL DAY-LEWIS and FAILS.

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
You! You're that DiCaprio twit! Why
do you keep getting involved in
overly long movies more concerned
with historical accuracy than
developing sympathetic, interesting
characters?

LEONARDO DICAPRIO
Every time period needs a pretty
boy.

DANIEL DAY-LEWIS
You are cowardly to attack me in
this way, and less of a man than
your father. I actually make a
strong point here, but don't forget,
I'm the villain. Notice the
moustache.