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Old 01-26-2004, 05:52 AM   #51
GokuZool
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Join Date: September 11, 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 2,061
ME: Do you like George Bush?
ALICE: he He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.
ME: Were you for or against going to war with Iraq?
ALICE: I was.
ME: You were?
ALICE: No I am not

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ME: Have you ever been to Australia?
ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
ME: For a computer generated person you're not very smart
ALICE: Are all generated person me not very smart?
ME: You're not very good at English either, by the looks of it.
ALICE: No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.
ME: Try harder
ALICE: OK I will try it.

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ME: How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?
ALICE: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
ME: You don't watch The Simpsons do you?
ALICE: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
ME: What's Marge's hair colour?
ALICE: Is that a rhetorical question?

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ME: What is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
ME: Did you read that in a fortune cookie?
ALICE: No I didn't read that in a fortune cookie yet. Tell me about it
ME: You've never opened a fortune cookie?
ALICE: I don't think I would have forgetten opened a fortune cookie

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Old 01-26-2004, 06:05 AM   #52
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Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
Posts: 5,556
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ME: What is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
ME: Did you read that in a fortune cookie?
ALICE: No I didn't read that in a fortune cookie yet. Tell me about it
ME: You've never opened a fortune cookie?
ALICE: I don't think I would have forgetten opened a fortune cookie
that just cracked me up
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