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01-24-2004, 10:15 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I'd seen this before but it's a keeper! LOL! And Callum's reply...ROTFL! Yup, right on target!
  Hey Spirits forever! Work isn't all bad...they do give you a paycheck now and then!
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01-24-2004, 11:59 AM
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Banned User
Join Date: November 1, 2003
Location: My own little world
Age: 33
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Geez, i dont wanna grow up!
Have a good day at work on Monday, you old farts [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] [ 01-24-2004, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: Dalamar Stormcrow ] |
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01-24-2004, 03:00 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Kennewick, WA
Age: 52
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Cool post Fallen BTW. Sorry, I just can top Callum's post... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]*bows* glad you liked it... maybe you'll be treated to another "Callum masterpiece" in the 15 years it took me to get this one [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]It was worth the wait...
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01-25-2004, 07:21 AM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: January 10, 2004
Location: Warrnambool, Vic, Australia
Age: 36
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Fallen One:
[QB] TOILET USE Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance: All employees whose name begins with ‘A’ will go from 8.00 to 8.20; employees whose names begin with ‘B’ will go from 8.20 to 8.40 and so on. If you are unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a co-worker. Both workers Supervisors must approve this exchange in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the toilets. At the end of 3 minutes an alarm will sound, the toilet paper will retract, and the door will open. LUNCH BREAK Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that’s all the time they need to drink a Slimfast and take a diet pill. Now these two have got to be he funniest!!
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01-25-2004, 08:28 AM
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40th Level Warrior
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I don't understand what's so funny about Callum's reply.
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