What's the worst thing you could find on your matress?

Q'alooaith · 05-07-2005, 03:31 PM

I was doing some spring cleaning today, and I lifted up my bed to clean under it, and what do I find.

Not a mass of bugs, not a mass of dead bugs, but a mass of both living AND dead bugs, crawling under my bed, on my matress, under my sheets, all over under my beding.

Small, the bigest being 5mm long, but so many live ones, and thousands of dead husks.

I last moved my bed two weeks ago, so that's probably how long I've been living with these beasts, I've sprayed my entire room with bug killer, and my matress, old sheets, which then went in the wash, and all my bedding and clothes.

I'm just ranting, I plan to crash at my sisters place while some realy realy posionus stuff get's pumped in to kill off any eggs these things might have layed.

I feel ill just thinking about sleeping in that bed now, I might even have to get a new one (cheepo bed anyway, so no big loss and I've been meaning to get a better one for ages)

philip · 05-07-2005, 03:38 PM

Imagine what would be the worst thing you can find when you just jump in your bed after say a night out

Good you got to find them in time for that though. Don't think it'll be easy or possible to kill everything off if they were in your matress though.

Q'alooaith · 05-07-2005, 03:57 PM

I've been sleeping with them for some time now I think, at most two weeks but that's long enough in my books.

That's why I plan to get a new bed, new matress the whole nine yards, but I've got to make sure none are have dug in in my bedroom yet, if they have it'll be a job for the exterminator, if it goes that way I shouldn't be too bad off, landlord is reposible for pest control if I'm taking reasonable precautions.

Gangrell · 05-07-2005, 04:09 PM

The worst thing left by someone else or me? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

philip · 05-07-2005, 04:10 PM

I hope they were sleeping on the right side of the bed for you then

Jorath Calar · 05-07-2005, 04:43 PM

Worst thing I ever found on my matress was my girlfriend... having... erhmm... fun... with another guy...

Aragorn1 · 05-07-2005, 04:48 PM

Even worse than this is waking up ad finding something unpleasant next to you. No... i don't mean a woman...really...

Bozos of Bones · 05-07-2005, 04:53 PM

Anybody watched Godfather?

Sir Degrader · 05-07-2005, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Worst thing I ever found on my matress was my girlfriend... having... erhmm... fun... with another guy...

PWNED! Actually though, that really sucks. As for me, the worst thing was an earwig (or 5) crawling around when I woke up.

[ 05-07-2005, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: Sir Degrader ]

Mr. Mopery · 05-07-2005, 05:29 PM

When I was about 11 my mother had a boyfriend who stayed over sometimes. They used to take a lot of "naps." Anyway, one day I ran into my mother's room and did a flying leap onto her bed...right onto the wet spot.

That was the worst thing I've ever found on a mattress. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img]

[ 05-07-2005, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Mopery ]

05-07-2005, 03:31 PM	#1
Q'alooaith Emerald Dragon Join Date: December 10, 2003 Location: UK Age: 40 Posts: 961	I was doing some spring cleaning today, and I lifted up my bed to clean under it, and what do I find. Not a mass of bugs, not a mass of dead bugs, but a mass of both living AND dead bugs, crawling under my bed, on my matress, under my sheets, all over under my beding. Small, the bigest being 5mm long, but so many live ones, and thousands of dead husks. I last moved my bed two weeks ago, so that's probably how long I've been living with these beasts, I've sprayed my entire room with bug killer, and my matress, old sheets, which then went in the wash, and all my bedding and clothes. I'm just ranting, I plan to crash at my sisters place while some realy realy posionus stuff get's pumped in to kill off any eggs these things might have layed. I feel ill just thinking about sleeping in that bed now, I might even have to get a new one (cheepo bed anyway, so no big loss and I've been meaning to get a better one for ages) __________________ -Jenn

05-07-2005, 03:57 PM	#3
Q'alooaith Emerald Dragon Join Date: December 10, 2003 Location: UK Age: 40 Posts: 961	I've been sleeping with them for some time now I think, at most two weeks but that's long enough in my books. That's why I plan to get a new bed, new matress the whole nine yards, but I've got to make sure none are have dug in in my bedroom yet, if they have it'll be a job for the exterminator, if it goes that way I shouldn't be too bad off, landlord is reposible for pest control if I'm taking reasonable precautions. __________________ -Jenn

05-07-2005, 04:53 PM	#8
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Anybody watched Godfather? __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

05-07-2005, 05:29 PM	#10
Mr. Mopery Zhentarim Guard Join Date: December 13, 2001 Location: Warsaw Age: 48 Posts: 328	When I was about 11 my mother had a boyfriend who stayed over sometimes. They used to take a lot of "naps." Anyway, one day I ran into my mother's room and did a flying leap onto her bed...right onto the wet spot. That was the worst thing I've ever found on a mattress. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] [ 05-07-2005, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Mopery ] __________________ Never argue with a woman who\'s holding your schmeckle...

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05-07-2005, 03:38 PM	#2
philip Galvatron Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: aa Posts: 2,101	Imagine what would be the worst thing you can find when you just jump in your bed after say a night out Good you got to find them in time for that though. Don't think it'll be easy or possible to kill everything off if they were in your matress though.

05-07-2005, 04:09 PM	#4
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	The worst thing left by someone else or me? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

05-07-2005, 04:10 PM	#5
philip Galvatron Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: aa Posts: 2,101	I hope they were sleeping on the right side of the bed for you then

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05-07-2005, 04:48 PM	#7
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