Life is tough, it's tougher when you're stupid!

[SomeGuy]

A friend sent me this in an email, hope you like. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

> ># ONE
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> >Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
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> >have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
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> >nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
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> >counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve,"
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> >was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order
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> >six?"
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> >"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
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> >McNuggets.
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> >----------------------------------------------
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> ># TWO
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> >I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the
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> >lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
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> >
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> >I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register
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> >and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the
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> >girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking
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> >it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
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> >
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> >Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know ! ho! w much this
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> >is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind,I don't think
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> >I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and
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> >left.
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> >She had no clue to what had just happened.
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> >----------------------------------------------
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> ># THREE
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> >A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
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> >pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,
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> >she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for..a
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> >....credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
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> >----------------------------------------------
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> ># FOUR
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> >I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
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> >need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
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> >the battery to this remote door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car.
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> >Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
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> >a
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> >battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
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> >asked. "No, ju! st! this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
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> >the
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> >car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
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> >replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
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> >It's a long walk."
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> >----------------------------------------------
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> >
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> ># FIVE
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> >Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
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> >was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
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> >typing
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> >paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary
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> >told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
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> >paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
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> >copies.
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> >----------------------------------------------
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> ># SIX
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> >My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of
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> >a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
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> >with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of
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> >the
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> >branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the
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> >back
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> >of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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> >----------------------------------------------
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> ># SEVEN
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> >Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
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> >colander on his head and connecting it wi! th! wires to a photocopy
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> >machine. The
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> >message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
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> >copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the
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> >truth.
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> >Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

[Xen]

ROFLMAO! Good one!

[RoSs_bg2_rox]

What kind of a nutter would post something as stupid as that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

The last one is good

[Jaradu]

Hehehehehe.. they're good

[Sythe]

Pretty good.

[Vailynn]

Those are great! The sad part is that there really are people out there who act that stupid (and have no clue that they are being that stupid)!

[ 04-28-2004, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: Vailynn ]

[Nerull]

Lol...those are good...and I've seen things like that out there all too often.

Good example:

I was sitting in a junior level class at the university I go to, and was sitting next to a girl in her early twenties. She turned to me and asked "how do you spell 'white'?" I spelled it for her, and she stated "oh, I've always spelled it W-I-T-E." I was so dumbfounded, I asked her sarcastically if she was an English major. She answered with a combination of total seriousness and complete astonishment "yes I am...how did you know?"

Another one:

Walking in the hallway at the hospital I worked in, I was stopped by a man in his forties who asked me how to get to the emergency room. I told him to take the elevators right behind him (right in plain sight), go down one floor, and go to the right. He then asked if he needed to go all the way back to the lobby to get there. I then repeated the instructions. He then asked if he needed to go down the other hallway he had just passed. I then repeated the instructions again. He then asked if it was by the gift shop on the same floor we were on. I repeated the instructions a third time. He then asked me "those are all of the places I passed on the way in here, so I have no idea how to get there." I just asked him to follow me, and walked him to the emergency room. When my boss asked why I was late, I told her the whole story and we both had a good laugh.

good Ones.....Really funny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Sagramore]

those are damn funny

[Lord]

those were all really good [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]