04-27-2003, 09:13 PM | #1 |
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The husband stood in front of the bathroom mirror, carefully flossing his teeth.
"Oooh!" he would sigh every once in a while, or "Aaah!" as the little thread did its work. Suddenly, and seemingly without provocation, his wife stomped into the bathroom and gave him a swift kick. Bewildered, the husband demanded, "What was that for?" "I'm sorry," his wife replied stiffly, "but I just don't believe in sighing flossers."
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04-27-2003, 09:14 PM | #2 |
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Mneh... what?
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04-27-2003, 09:14 PM | #3 |
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I don't get it.
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04-27-2003, 09:15 PM | #4 |
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[ 04-27-2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Lioness ]
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04-27-2003, 09:18 PM | #5 |
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sighing flossers....flying saucers
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04-27-2003, 09:22 PM | #6 |
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ROFLMAO!!! That is so sad that it has to be the funniest thing I have heard all day.
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04-27-2003, 09:24 PM | #7 | |
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Quote:
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04-27-2003, 09:27 PM | #8 |
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ok ok so that was a bad one,rofl
but ya read it,lol
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04-27-2003, 09:28 PM | #9 |
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*shakes head*
That was awful [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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04-27-2003, 09:32 PM | #10 |
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