08-16-2001, 03:16 AM | #1 |
Emerald Dragon
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Sent to me by a friend in Dallas:
This is great! Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!! I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll beproperly supervised on the rifle range." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?" GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers." GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you? " The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!" ------------------ THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!! |
08-16-2001, 03:53 AM | #2 |
Silver Dragon
Join Date: April 30, 2001
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OMG!!! Go Army. Two thumbs up for the General.
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08-16-2001, 04:28 AM | #3 |
Red Wizard of Thay
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Yeah, military is kinda sexy.
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08-16-2001, 04:55 AM | #4 |
Jack Burton
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that just cracks me up hope you send more lol!!
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08-16-2001, 05:37 AM | #5 |
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Hehe, that was a nice one
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08-16-2001, 10:55 AM | #6 |
Galvatron
Join Date: May 9, 2001
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Lol! Bet the female broadcaster walked out feeling pretty darn good about herself! Maybe...
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08-16-2001, 11:55 AM | #7 |
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LOL!!!
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08-16-2001, 12:27 PM | #8 |
Silver Dragon
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ROTFLMAO!!! Best come back I,ve heard in years!!!
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08-16-2001, 12:39 PM | #9 |
Lord Soth
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That just about made her look like a dumb ass!!! That was great!
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08-16-2001, 01:20 PM | #10 |
Xanathar Thieves Guild
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TOO FUNNY! I guess I gotta say....GO ARMY!!!
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