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Old 08-16-2001, 03:16 AM   #1
Earthdog
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Join Date: May 1, 2001
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Sent to me by a friend in Dallas:

This is great!

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the
all-time best comeback lines in my life.

Note: This is an exact replication of National
Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll beproperly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!"




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Old 08-16-2001, 03:53 AM   #2
Victor von Steiner
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OMG!!! Go Army. Two thumbs up for the General.

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Old 08-16-2001, 04:28 AM   #3
debiler
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Join Date: May 6, 2001
Location: Stuttgart, Germany
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Posts: 811
Yeah, military is kinda sexy.

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Old 08-16-2001, 04:55 AM   #4
Harkoliar
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Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 40
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that just cracks me up hope you send more lol!!

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Old 08-16-2001, 05:37 AM   #5
Istaron
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Hehe, that was a nice one
GO ARMY!

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Old 08-16-2001, 10:55 AM   #6
Redblueflare
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Join Date: May 9, 2001
Location: The backwoods in Georgia *sigh*
Age: 39
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Lol! Bet the female broadcaster walked out feeling pretty darn good about herself! Maybe...

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Old 08-16-2001, 11:55 AM   #7
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil
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LOL!!!

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Old 08-16-2001, 12:27 PM   #8
Sir Taliesin
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Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: Knoxville, TN USA
Age: 60
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ROTFLMAO!!! Best come back I,ve heard in years!!!

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Old 08-16-2001, 12:39 PM   #9
MILAMBER
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That just about made her look like a dumb ass!!! That was great!

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Old 08-16-2001, 01:20 PM   #10
Lord of Alcohol
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TOO FUNNY! I guess I gotta say....GO ARMY!!!
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