08-29-2001, 04:10 AM | #1 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: March 4, 2001
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A blind bunny and a blind snake were born at the same time, and grew up together, becoming the best of friends. Neither one knew what kind of creature the other one was, and one day decided to touch each other and describe the sensations. The snake went first - "You're all furry, have two ears and a fluffy little tail." The bunny was overjoyed, shouting, "I'm a bunny, I'm a bunny!" Then the bunny felt the snake - "You've got slimy skin, beady eyes and a forked tongue." The snake moaned, "Oh, no, I must be a lawyer..."
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08-29-2001, 04:25 AM | #2 |
Drizzt Do'Urden
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What is it that a chicken definatly can't do?
A duck might have a better chance but probally can't do? A goose well a goose might have a good chance at being able to do? And a lawyer should do every single time? Take his bill and stick it up his arse. ------------------ Trust is indeed a shiny jewel,set in the stone of friendship.And much like any other stone can be use to crush the skulls of those unsuspecting.To clear the path for me to claim my rightfull place as master of all I survey. [This message has been edited by sageridder (edited 08-29-2001).] |
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