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10-22-2001, 03:57 AM
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Vampire
 Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Cambridge
Age: 40
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Feel free to post jokes not of rascist or rude nature....
[Vampiric Bats] Bat 1: I am starving. Haven't had any blood at all for ages... Bat 2: I'm flying out to go and find us some... Bat 1: Alright I'll take a nap. .....moments later Bat 2 returns with blood covered mouth... Bat 1: Wow where did ou get all that blood from? Bat 2: You see that huge oak tree over there? Bat 1: Yess.... Bat 2: I didn't. ------------------
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10-22-2001, 03:59 AM
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The Magister
 Join Date: September 16, 2001
Location: Valdemarsvik, Ost, Sweden
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haha
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10-22-2001, 08:14 AM
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Vampire
Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Cambridge
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An American Famer in America wanted to know how cold the forthcoming winter is so he sent his son to the local Indian to ask. The Indian looked out of his tent and said that he was unsure and told the boy to come back in a few days time. The boy went back and his father put on more hay just in case. Days later the boy returned and the Indian said the winter would be colder than usual. SO the boy went back and the father put on more hay... Still unsure the boy went again and Indian said that he forsees a VERY cold winter. The father puts up even more hay! Curious, the boy goes to Indian and asks how he can predict the weather. The Indian reluctantly leads the boy up a hill and points towards the far distance. The boy could see his own farm... The Indian saids: "White man puts on lots of hay" |
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10-22-2001, 09:01 AM
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 !!!!------------------   Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. |
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10-22-2001, 10:09 AM
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Vampire
Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Cambridge
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Glad I am making people laugh..
It's good to cheer everyone up... |
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10-22-2001, 10:12 AM
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------------------ Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them. |
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10-22-2001, 10:43 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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nice one
 that cracked me up ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath... |
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10-22-2001, 10:45 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
Age: 41
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nice one
that cracked me up ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath... |
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10-22-2001, 10:52 AM
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
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A tourist who was visiting China was forced to spend the night in an old chinese man's house, the old man had a good looking daughter who the tourist was unable to take his eyes off, when it was time for them to go to bed, the old man said to the tourist, "Stay away from my daughter or I will use three ancient chinese tortures on you!" The tourist went to bed but was unable to stop thinking about the old man's daughter, eventually, he thought, "That old man won't know if I do it." and snuck over to the daughter's room in the middle of the night. The tourist awoke the next morning with a big rock on his chest with a note on it, the note read: "Ancient Chinese Torture #1: Big rock on chest." The tourist took the rock and threw it out of the window, as he did so he noticed a note on the window, it read: "Ancient Chinese Torture #2: Left testicle tied to rock." The tourist remembered that his room was on the 2nd floor and decided that a broken leg was preferrable to being castrated, so he jumped out out of the window after the rock, as he did so, he saw a small note just below the window on the outside of the house, it read: "Ancient Chinese Torture #3: Right testicle tied to bed." |
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10-23-2001, 03:23 AM
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Vampire
Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Cambridge
Age: 40
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Yeah that's great Neb but we are trying to keep this light and no rude jokes...
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