How to "defrag" your HDD!!!!

Paladin2000 · 03-25-2004, 01:10 AM

Datadocktor'n's expert guide on HDD defragmentation.

I got this from BBSpot. Absolutely hilarious. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

That goes without saying that you should not try this at home, or lab or anywhere else. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

[edited]
Oh, while you are there, be sure to check out their other DIY "projects" too. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 03-25-2004, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

Harkoliar · 03-25-2004, 01:39 AM

ye godz... im not going to do that! thats for sure.

gettin the video card is funny too.. the graphic card looks so outdated and on pci slot as well.

B_part · 03-25-2004, 04:00 AM

Hilarious! P

Bungleau · 03-26-2004, 12:24 AM

Good stuff [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I think I know how I'm going to build my next machine...

Paladin2000 · 03-26-2004, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Good stuff [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I think I know how I'm going to build my next machine...

Make sure you ground your power saw/grinder. We don't want any static to ruin your PC, do we? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Here is the part I find quite funny:

Quote:

The reading-nerd device sometimes becomes dirty, mainly due to junk mail and infections (viruses). To make it shiny and bright again, simply use a toothbrush with some oil (10-40w) , then you'll lubricate it at the same time , to flies on one blow (old Swedish saying).
Don't förgett to wash the toothbrush after you're done, data doesn't taste so very good...

I wonder how many diskettes he has licked to find out how data taste like. [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img]

[ 03-26-2004, 12:36 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

Xen · 03-26-2004, 11:49 AM

Hilarious. Really. I laughed my ass of on this one.

Svaerdhelgon · 03-26-2004, 12:21 PM

to flies on one blow (old Swedish saying)
that´s "Två flugor i en smäll" in swedish

RoSs_bg2_rox · 03-26-2004, 01:40 PM

lol

03-25-2004, 01:10 AM	#1
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 52 Posts: 1,728	Datadocktor'n's expert guide on HDD defragmentation. I got this from BBSpot. Absolutely hilarious. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] That goes without saying that you should not try this at home, or lab or anywhere else. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [edited] Oh, while you are there, be sure to check out their other DIY "projects" too. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 03-25-2004, 01:21 AM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ] __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

03-25-2004, 01:39 AM	#2
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	ye godz... im not going to do that! thats for sure. gettin the video card is funny too.. the graphic card looks so outdated and on pci slot as well. __________________ Catch me if you can..

03-25-2004, 04:00 AM	#3
B_part Quintesson Join Date: September 11, 2002 Location: Milan (Italy) Age: 43 Posts: 1,066	Hilarious! P __________________ Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

03-26-2004, 12:24 AM	#4
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Good stuff [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I think I know how I'm going to build my next machine... __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

03-26-2004, 01:40 PM	#8
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	lol __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

03-26-2004, 11:49 AM	#6
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Hilarious. Really. I laughed my ass of on this one.

03-26-2004, 12:21 PM	#7
Svaerdhelgon The Magister Join Date: October 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 143	to flies on one blow (old Swedish saying) that´s "Två flugor i en smäll" in swedish

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