100 lbs of dynamite

Micah Foehammer · 07-19-2004, 02:51 PM

A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him.
He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite."
He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming
out of the apartment.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.
He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment.
The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I
saw how short the fuse was."

Aerich · 07-19-2004, 02:59 PM

Hahaha, Whee! (willie) [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

Good joke, Micah.

Arvon · 07-19-2004, 03:06 PM

*sigh*

Cloudbringer · 07-19-2004, 03:17 PM

*snicker* Bad blonde jokes... LOL...there must be millions of them out there!

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] But I have to admit, this made me giggle.

Micah Foehammer · 07-19-2004, 03:20 PM

Now everyone close their eyes and try to visualize the dialogue but give the body builder a GERMAN ACCENT.

hehehehe

Hasta la Vista ... baby

Blind_Prophet · 07-19-2004, 09:19 PM

That was pretty funny

Paladin2000 · 07-19-2004, 11:50 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I wonder if it is true what they all say about body builders' smaller-than-average "equipment". [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Dron_Cah · 07-20-2004, 12:10 AM

Dont wanna think about it, Paladin. :shudder:

Intrepid · 07-20-2004, 01:51 AM

hahaha
i wasn't expecting that

Harkoliar · 07-20-2004, 03:32 AM

*groan*.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-19-2004, 02:51 PM	#1
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the woman says, "What a great chest you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite." He takes off his pants and the woman says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lb. of dynamite." He then removes his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment. The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was." __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

07-19-2004, 02:59 PM	#2
Aerich Lord Ao Join Date: May 27, 2004 Location: Canada Age: 42 Posts: 2,061	Hahaha, Whee! (willie) [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] Good joke, Micah. __________________ Where there is a great deal of free speech, there is always a certain amount of foolish speech. - Winston S. Churchill

07-19-2004, 03:06 PM	#3
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	sigh __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-19-2004, 03:17 PM	#4
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	snicker Bad blonde jokes... LOL...there must be millions of them out there! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] But I have to admit, this made me giggle. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

07-19-2004, 03:20 PM	#5
Micah Foehammer Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 15, 2001 Location: Asheville, NC Posts: 3,253	Now everyone close their eyes and try to visualize the dialogue but give the body builder a GERMAN ACCENT. hehehehe Hasta la Vista ... baby __________________ “Every tavern’s an opportunity, I say.”

07-19-2004, 09:19 PM	#6
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,168	That was pretty funny __________________ The height of narcissism

07-19-2004, 11:50 PM	#7
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 52 Posts: 1,728	[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I wonder if it is true what they all say about body builders' smaller-than-average "equipment". [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

07-20-2004, 12:10 AM	#8
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 37 Posts: 2,637	Dont wanna think about it, Paladin. :shudder:

07-20-2004, 01:51 AM	#9
Intrepid Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 28, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 1,124	hahaha i wasn't expecting that

07-20-2004, 03:32 AM	#10
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	groan.. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

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