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Old 10-26-2001, 11:57 AM   #41
DragonMage
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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:
Yes, the bell is ringing. I am equipped with a sense of humor that is somewhat tawdry. I have to be especially careful in my workplace because I supervise some attractive females and I cannot describe their clothing or attributes. I've always had a fondness for the fairer sex. Granted the fairness ends when the arguements begin, but thats a subject for another time.
You poor thing...unable to let loose your rapier wit for fear of charges of sexual (don't ya just love that word) harrassment. We officially have a policy here, but our general rule of thumb is: You can't harrass the willing. Therefore, much inuendo dropping around here. You know those inuendos - they're so slippery. Much like other things I must not mention here.

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Old 10-26-2001, 11:59 AM   #42
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Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:
No, alack, Cheetah's are not equipped with the correct form of nasal orifice, and are thus forever doomed to lose heavily in the snorting stakes. This is problematic for a number of reasons..... some more recreational in nature than others....

However, I did just let rip the most enormous comment from my rear end. Perhaps twas that you heard??
Ack! Being a Silver Absynthe Dragon symbiote has its disadvantages to be sure! Now, can someone tell me where my left leg has gone? I can't feel it anymore. *wriggles around a bit to get more comfy*

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Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
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Old 10-26-2001, 12:02 PM   #43
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You poor thing...unable to let loose your rapier wit for fear of charges of sexual (don't ya just love that word) harrassment. We officially have a policy here, but our general rule of thumb is: You can't harrass the willing. Therefore, much inuendo dropping around here. You know those inuendos - they're so slippery. Much like other things I must not mention here.

I think there's a clause somewhere in our harassment policy that states something about "Sexual harassment will not be reported, but WILL be graded"... or something like that.

By the way DM honey, I have an itch I just can't reach, a little under your left foot.....yeah, right there.



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Old 10-26-2001, 12:04 PM   #44
Hiram Sedai
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Originally posted by DragonMage:
Ack! Being a Silver Absynthe Dragon symbiote has its disadvantages to be sure! Now, can someone tell me where my left leg has gone? I can't feel it anymore. *wriggles around a bit to get more comfy*

*releases Dragon mages left leg*

sorry bout that

I'll, uh, go make myself busy elsewhere.



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Old 10-26-2001, 12:04 PM   #45
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You know those inuendos - they're so slippery. Much like other things I must not mention here.
Logically, it would seem that slippery would be a prerequisite before it's innuendo. Might sting a bit otherwise...



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Old 10-26-2001, 12:05 PM   #46
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Id line up for smoochies anna hugglies but alas...Im deathly allergic to felines of all stripe and colour

MagiK schlepps off to watch the fun from afar *sigh*


hehehe I like the refference to Higgledy-Piggledy last time I heard that was in a Bloom county cartoon

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Old 10-26-2001, 12:07 PM   #47
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Id line up for smoochies anna hugglies but alas...Im deathly allergic to felines of all stripe and colour

MagiK schlepps off to watch the fun from afar *sigh*


hehehe I like the refference to Higgledy-Piggledy last time I heard that was in a Bloom county cartoon

MagiK, you have just gone up significantly in my estimation! I had thought myself to be last fan of Berkeley Breathed to still be drawing breath...



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Old 10-26-2001, 12:08 PM   #48
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*releases Dragon mages left leg*

sorry bout that

I'll, uh, go make myself busy elsewhere.
Could use a hand with this feline, here, she 's getting a bit restive...




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Old 10-26-2001, 12:09 PM   #49
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Originally posted by MagiK:
Id line up for smoochies anna hugglies but alas...Im deathly allergic to felines of all stripe and colour

MagiK schlepps off to watch the fun from afar *sigh*


hehehe I like the refference to Higgledy-Piggledy last time I heard that was in a Bloom county cartoon

Allergic to felines? Dude, you don't know what you're missing here.... although I've a feeling you're not the only one...

Never mind, DragonMage isn't a feline, and she's wearing the weeniest, most provocative little top you ever could imagine.......

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Old 10-26-2001, 12:13 PM   #50
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Allergic to felines? Dude, you don't know what you're missing here.... although I've a feeling you're not the only one...

Never mind, DragonMage isn't a feline, and she's wearing the weeniest, most provocative little top you ever could imagine.......

I do have a fertile and fecund imagination. Dental floss shall be the material used in my carnal mind.



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