Stupid person test, take it if you dare

Triconan · 11-27-2002, 06:41 PM

Here is a test of a persons intellect, no it's not a certified intelligence test, but it's just as good!

Please, if you test "stupid" don't be offended.
It's all in good fun! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here is your test of your lifetime!!!!!!!!!

1. What would you do if you found $100 dollars on the ground?
a. spend it
b. put it in the lost & found
c. cut it into really small pieces, swallow it and tell everyone your worth $100
d. use them to make perfect rectangles

2. What is Al Gore's last name?
a. Gore
b. Erog
c. Bore
d. Chigy cho cho

3. How long is 60 minutes?
a. 60 minutes
b. 60 hours
c.30 minutes
d. telephone

4. How much money could you win in a normal "Who wants to be a Millionaire" game?
a. 1 million dollars
b. 2 bucks
c. 100 dollars
d. my dad has a shovel

5. What is King George the 4th's first name?
a. George
b. 4
c. King
d. Queen

6. What ball do you use in order to play basketball?
a. basketball
b. baseball
c. basketball hoop
d. square

7. What do most people in Japan speak?
a. Japanese
b. Japan-ease
c. Asianeas
d. English

8. What color is the background color on this quiz?
a. brown
b. pinkish yellow
c. blue, yellow, purple, with a mix of green and black
d. Abraham Lincoln

Now you are done with the test. Woah! was that hard or what? Here's the answers.
The answers are: a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a

This is the score you have
0 wrong- Great!!! You passed and now your officially ready for Kindergarten
1-3 wrong- Maybe you should stay home and study the difference between a shovel and a telephone.
4-7 wrong- Maybe you should retake the test, if you want, I can translate it to the stupid language for you???!!!
8 wrong- you probably can't read this but, YOU NEED HELP!!!

If you answered "d" to all of these questions, your officially STUPID.

[ 11-27-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ]

Morgeruat · 11-27-2002, 06:50 PM

woohoo, I missed 8 (i only gor 7 d's tho)

SomeGuy · 11-27-2002, 08:38 PM

I only got five right.

Redblueflare · 11-27-2002, 08:44 PM

Triconan how bored were you when you made this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

travis · 11-27-2002, 11:32 PM

oh my god i faild time for kindergarden damn
who wouldn't eat a 100 bucks

Lord Starshadow · 11-28-2002, 01:16 AM

Quote:

1. What would you do if you found $100 dollars on the ground?
a. spend it
b. put it in the lost & found
c. cut it into really small pieces, swallow it and tell everyone your worth $100
d. use them to make perfect rectangles

Definitely d. Perfect rectangles are very important. Can't have inferior ones, or the government will get me!

Quote:

2. What is Al Gore's last name?
a. Gore
b. Erog
c. Bore
d. Chigy cho cho

Hmm... this is a tough one. I was leaning towards b., but in the end, I just have to go with c. Bore Gore. Makes sense.

Quote:

3. How long is 60 minutes?
a. 60 minutes
b. 60 hours
c.30 minutes
d. telephone

30 minutes, since half the hour it's supposed to be on, commercials are playing.

Quote:

4. How much money could you win in a normal "Who wants to be a Millionaire" game?
a. 1 million dollars
b. 2 bucks
c. 100 dollars
d. my dad has a shovel

I'll take d, final answer. After, my dad does have a shovel, and I use it to shovel the driveway during the winter.

Quote:

5. What is King George the 4th's first name?
a. George
b. 4
c. King
d. Queen

If his first name isn't King, I'll eat my pie.

Quote:

6. What ball do you use in order to play basketball?
a. basketball
b. baseball
c. basketball hoop
d. square

I usually use a baseball. Isn't that what all Latinos use? Why do you think we make such great shortstops?

Quote:

7. What do most people in Japan speak?
a. Japanese
b. Japan-ease
c. Asianeas
d. English

Everyone speaks English.

Quote:

8. What color is the background color on this quiz?
a. brown
b. pinkish yellow
c. blue, yellow, purple, with a mix of green and black
d. Abraham Lincoln

When in doubt, go with Abraham Lincoln.

Uh oh, doesn't look like I did so hot. I guess that college education didn't help me.

Evil Al · 11-28-2002, 03:20 PM

You counted turning in the money as a wrong answer? Well it really tells me something about society (or a person) when they count being honest as stupid.

Triconan · 11-28-2002, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Redblueflare:
Triconan how bored were you when you made this? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Pretty darn bored

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9_1_6 · 11-29-2002, 12:09 AM

BAH!!! A waste of my time... i dont need tests to prove i am stupid...

/)eathKiller · 11-29-2002, 12:39 AM

What if I answered E for each of these? Do I get an E for effort?

11-27-2002, 06:41 PM	#1
Triconan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: June 1, 2002 Location: Mukilteo, WA Age: 34 Posts: 307	Here is a test of a persons intellect, no it's not a certified intelligence test, but it's just as good! Please, if you test "stupid" don't be offended. It's all in good fun! [img]smile.gif[/img] Here is your test of your lifetime!!!!!!!!! 1. What would you do if you found $100 dollars on the ground? a. spend it b. put it in the lost & found c. cut it into really small pieces, swallow it and tell everyone your worth $100 d. use them to make perfect rectangles 2. What is Al Gore's last name? a. Gore b. Erog c. Bore d. Chigy cho cho 3. How long is 60 minutes? a. 60 minutes b. 60 hours c.30 minutes d. telephone 4. How much money could you win in a normal "Who wants to be a Millionaire" game? a. 1 million dollars b. 2 bucks c. 100 dollars d. my dad has a shovel 5. What is King George the 4th's first name? a. George b. 4 c. King d. Queen 6. What ball do you use in order to play basketball? a. basketball b. baseball c. basketball hoop d. square 7. What do most people in Japan speak? a. Japanese b. Japan-ease c. Asianeas d. English 8. What color is the background color on this quiz? a. brown b. pinkish yellow c. blue, yellow, purple, with a mix of green and black d. Abraham Lincoln Now you are done with the test. Woah! was that hard or what? Here's the answers. The answers are: a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a This is the score you have 0 wrong- Great!!! You passed and now your officially ready for Kindergarten 1-3 wrong- Maybe you should stay home and study the difference between a shovel and a telephone. 4-7 wrong- Maybe you should retake the test, if you want, I can translate it to the stupid language for you???!!! 8 wrong- you probably can't read this but, YOU NEED HELP!!! If you answered "d" to all of these questions, your officially STUPID. [ 11-27-2002, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ] __________________ <br /><br />If I got smart with you how would<br /> you know? <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" /> <br />Happiness is just a Flaming-Moe away <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

11-27-2002, 06:50 PM	#2
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	woohoo, I missed 8 (i only gor 7 d's tho) __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

11-27-2002, 08:38 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	I only got five right. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

11-27-2002, 08:44 PM	#4
Redblueflare Galvatron Join Date: May 9, 2001 Location: The backwoods in Georgia sigh Age: 39 Posts: 2,151	Triconan how bored were you when you made this? [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />\"If you ever need me just whistle, and i\'ll come running. I promise. <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" /> <br />Kupo, Kupo! A man can\'t get a sword if he can\'t dance! <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" />

11-28-2002, 03:20 PM	#7
Evil Al Drow Warrior Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: Aberdeen, United Kingdom Age: 38 Posts: 292	You counted turning in the money as a wrong answer? Well it really tells me something about society (or a person) when they count being honest as stupid. __________________ I\'m not bigheaded but go here and tell me just how sexy i am [url]\"http://www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard\" target=\"_blank\">www.faceparty.com/al_the_drunkard</a><br /><br />War in iraq? Not in my name!<br /><br />Disarm America.

11-27-2002, 11:32 PM	#5
travis Welcomed New User Join Date: November 23, 2002 Location: alberta Age: 38 Posts: 3	oh my god i faild time for kindergarden damn who wouldn't eat a 100 bucks

11-29-2002, 12:09 AM	#9
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	BAH!!! A waste of my time... i dont need tests to prove i am stupid... __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

11-29-2002, 12:39 AM	#10
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	What if I answered E for each of these? Do I get an E for effort? __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

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