Waaaaah - I can't kill Kangaax - what do I do?

[Davros]

Originally posted by SecretMaster: Um, this should be in the BG2 forum if i'm not mistaken.

Hmm - Davros wonders if you read the first post of the thread at all [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cheers dude.

[Donut]

Originally posted by SecretMaster: Um, this should be in the BG2 forum if i'm not mistaken.

Where should it be if you are mistaken?

[Davros]

Originally posted by Davros: You want to bet against a rapidly strengthening Brisbane Lions side AT THE GABBA in round 20 against the Swannnies and you want to put a red one on it????? If I have all those details correct, then you my friend have a wager [img]smile.gif[/img] . A wise man once said (and I quote) "A New South Welshmen and his money are soon parted" It has to be true, cos I have seen the foolish amounts you guys pay for housing over there .

One wonders after the weekend results if Wellard is still feeling confident about next weeks wager

Oh - and to Memsie - I did ditch Keldorn for Yoshie in the end - and I sold Carsomyr

[Dreamer128]

Originally posted by Davros: but if it bleeds I can kill it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bad news.. the guy is just a pile of bones.
Have a nice day.

[ 08-09-2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

[Jorath Calar]

"Fifty Ways To Kill Your Kangaxx"

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With heartfelt apologies to Paul Simon.

(Sung approximately to the tune of "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover," but with some liberties taken with the phrasing)

In old Athkatla in a house down by the dock
Lies an undead necromancer with a death trap on his lock.
If you should meet him you'll be soon deep down in rock
Sent by the Demi-Lich that they call Kangaxx.

If you're a brave one and your weapons are +4
And you've found the golden remains from the other tombs before:
With luck and skill you won't end up at Toril's core.
There must be fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx...
...Fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx.

So don't forget to pocket pick, Rick,
When he's just a plain lich, Mitch,
You'll get two Rings of Gaxx, Max,
Wear cumulatively.

You'll just get one to start, Bart.
And when the first lich is slain, Jane
He'll go to Demi-Lich state, Nate:
Act immediately.

Read your Protection from Magic, Vajic,
Or all read Scrolls of Undead, Fred,
But not until he's gone Demi, Remi,
Or he won't talk to thee.

Summon up a Wizard Eye, Guy;
Kangaxx can't imprison that, Matt.
Cast yourself a Spell Immune, June,
Abjuration's the key.

What sort of weapons does it take to fell this foe
Who's survived without a challenge since centuries ago?
Are they expensive and where do you have to go...
...To get rid of Kangaxx?

Some tools are pricey; perhaps you have no cash to spare
And you can't shoplift from Ribald as the Amnish Guard is there.
With all your abilities it doesn't seem unfair
To have a cheaper way of killing Kangaxx...
...Cheaper way of killing Kangaxx...

Wield the Improved Disrupting Mace, Grace,
Or the Sling of Everard, Gerrard,
You could use the Staff Of Rynn, Lynn,
Better than +3.

Knock him down with Crom Faeyr, Blair,
Or the Magi's Stave, Dave,
Could try the Withering Spear, Keir,
To kill him expensively.

But, the Carsomyr sword, Gord,
Soulreaver from the Demon Knight, Dwight,
Cutthroat from the tomb of Bodhi, Cody:
Can be had for free.

So make all the snares you can, Dan,
And every Fire Elemental, Yentl.
Get Hasted and Berserk, Kirk,
For 55K X.P.




[ 08-09-2003, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ]

[Davros]

Great song Jorath [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] but you missed the one that deals him the most damage :

The Ring of Ram maam [img]smile.gif[/img]

It works even better if you have 2 of them - damn though - I never thought to pickpocket ole Kangy to get 2 rings of Gaxx . I stopped picking pockets ages ago cos most everybody had bugger all .