It's in the news

[Arvon]

Obvious Headlines

1. Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link
Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

2. Whatever Their motives, Moms Who Kill Kids still Shock Us
Holland Sentinal, date unknown.

3. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut
The New York Times, November 22

4. Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find
The Los Angeles Times, November 2

5. 'Light' meals are lower in fat, calories
Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30

6. Alcohol ads promote drinking
The Hartford Courant, November 18

7. Malls try to attract shoppers
The Baltimore Sun, October 22

8. Official: Only rain will cure drought
The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

9. Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men
The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

10. Low Wages Said Key to Poverty
Newsday, July 11

11. Man shoots neighbor with machete
The Miami Herald, July 3

12. Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes
The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

13. Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows
The New York Times, March 10

14. Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies
The Los Angeles Times, March 2

15. Scientists see quakes in L.A. future
The Oregonian, January 28

16. Wachtler tells graduates that life in jail is demeaning
The Buffalo News, February 26

17. Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold
Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

18. Prosecution paints O.J. as a wife-killer
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25

19. Economist uses theory to explain economy
Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8

20. Bible church's focus is the Bible
Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

21. Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons
Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6

22. Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity
The Chicago Tribune, March 5

23. Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear
Journal of Commerce, April 20

24. Biting nails can be sign of tenseness in a person
The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2

25. Lack of brains hinders research
The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

26. How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart
Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5

27. Fish lurk in streams
Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29

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[ 06-08-2006, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

[robertthebard]

Fact: Some people never proof the title of their articles, no matter how stupid they may come off looking...

[Captain Obvious]

Fact: im glad they dont, cause its hilarious!

i was watching the 6 oclock news a week or so ago and they had a story about some Gay rights parade is Moscow. The video showed these russian paratrooper type guys dragging away all the marchers..... on the back of thier jackets in big letters :

OMOH

read it backwards.