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Old 10-15-2004, 11:39 AM   #1
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I just heard this one

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived,
examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned,
asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast-fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down your clothes to your waist," the doctor said.
She did.
He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded and rubbed both
breasts for awhile in a detailed examination. He asked the woman if he
could try to suck a little, since the milk didn't appear, to which she
agreed. After 2-3 attempts, the doctor, motioning to her
to get dressed, said: "No wonder the baby is underweight. You
don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm so glad I came..."
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Old 10-15-2004, 11:43 AM   #2
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haha! wonder what the doc did after XD
 
Old 10-15-2004, 11:53 AM   #3
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Heh, good one, Ross! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 10-15-2004, 04:11 PM   #4
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LOL! There go his insurance rates...
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Old 10-15-2004, 04:31 PM   #5
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I don't know how to respond.
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Old 10-15-2004, 05:41 PM   #6
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Originally posted by SecretMaster:
I don't know how to respond.
The appropriate thing would be to smile and say "that was very funny, Ross"
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