01-17-2003, 12:25 PM | #1 |
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Heard On Paul Harvey.
Nude Air....A tourist agency has chartered a Boeing 727 for a flight to Cancun. The passengers will fly in the buff, but there will be no 'hanky panky' on the flight. This will make airport security check in easier. The group will then spend a week in a nudist resort. One might note that no hot food will served on the flight. And remember that for safety sake...buckle the seat belt...carefully. [ 01-17-2003, 12:31 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]
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01-17-2003, 12:26 PM | #2 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Lol, very, very carefully!
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01-17-2003, 01:03 PM | #3 |
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I'd have the plane to myself once I geared down [img]smile.gif[/img] YAY! Are the stewardesses nude too? No, they're NOT flight attendants, they're stewardesses, especially if nude [img]smile.gif[/img]
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01-18-2003, 01:41 PM | #4 |
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Lol.....no danger. You couldn't get it caught in a seat belt buckle.
It's zips you have to worry about!
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01-18-2003, 02:20 PM | #5 |
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i guess you don't need to do a strip search if they detect metal on you, lol
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01-19-2003, 08:53 AM | #6 |
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For some reason all I can think of is the Mile High club
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