A Bunch of Puns...groan

Arvon · 07-07-2002, 01:05 PM

Puns Galore

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Is a pessimist's blood type always b-negative?

My friend really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you.

You seek problems because you need their gifts.

Madman-Rogovich · 07-07-2002, 01:19 PM

YEA!!! i salute you Arvon

/)eathKiller · 07-07-2002, 01:34 PM

you missed one:

" If Pro is the oposite of Con then is Progress the oposite of congress? "

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Charean · 07-07-2002, 06:14 PM

Good job... gotta love these! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Jorath Calar · 07-08-2002, 04:25 AM

Vu Jade: The odd feeling that this has never happened before

07-08-2002, 04:29 AM

They were great Arvon!!! LOL!!!

07-07-2002, 01:05 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Puns Galore A good pun is its own reword. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Is a pessimist's blood type always b-negative? My friend really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax. If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons? Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you. You seek problems because you need their gifts. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-07-2002, 01:19 PM	#2
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	YEA!!! i salute you Arvon __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

07-07-2002, 01:34 PM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	you missed one: " If Pro is the oposite of Con then is Progress the oposite of congress? " [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

07-07-2002, 06:14 PM	#4
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Good job... gotta love these! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ And then there were 6.

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