Read this joke!!!

Larry_OHF · 05-26-2001, 06:24 PM

Crying At The Bar

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his
drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big
trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink
from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on
man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I
overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss,
outraged, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found
out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and
the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I
left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about
putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out

05-26-2001, 06:25 PM

ROTFLMAO

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RudeDawg · 05-26-2001, 06:26 PM

LOL
ROTFLMAO

I like that one....

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

Jerome · 05-26-2001, 06:26 PM

LOL!!!

Where'd you get that Larry? CLASSIC

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Larry_OHF · 05-26-2001, 06:32 PM

http://www.funnymailer.com

by the way...how do you do that thing where you type here, and you go to a designated site? I used to do it on the old board, but the new UBB code is more confusing to me.

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out
Member of the Ancients club
Currently dead, by Wah's hand.

Jerome · 05-26-2001, 06:34 PM

No idea...none at all im afraid

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Wah · 05-26-2001, 06:47 PM

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS

PS: ROTFLMAO!!

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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

Larry_OHF · 05-26-2001, 06:51 PM

If I were alive, I'd kill you...
And if you were alive, you'd die!

ps...did you get my message that my carrier pigeon brought, before you slew me?

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Larry,
Loyal guardian of the OHF
Devoted member of the Ironworks
Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet)
Ertai's back-up
Memnoch's chief look-out
Member of the Ancients club
Currently dead, by Wah's hand.

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05-26-2001, 06:24 PM	#1
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	Crying At The Bar There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outraged, fired me. When I left the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my whole wallet in the cab. I got home only to find my wife was in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..." ------------------ Larry, Loyal guardian of the OHF Devoted member of the Ironworks Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet) Ertai's back-up Memnoch's chief look-out

05-26-2001, 06:25 PM	#2
BladeMaster Guest Posts: n/a	ROTFLMAO ------------------

05-26-2001, 06:26 PM	#3
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	LOL ROTFLMAO I like that one.... ------------------ The RudeDawg Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

05-26-2001, 06:26 PM	#4
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	LOL!!! Where'd you get that Larry? CLASSIC ------------------

05-26-2001, 06:32 PM	#5
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	http://www.funnymailer.com by the way...how do you do that thing where you type here, and you go to a designated site? I used to do it on the old board, but the new UBB code is more confusing to me. ------------------ Larry, Loyal guardian of the OHF Devoted member of the Ironworks Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet) Ertai's back-up Memnoch's chief look-out Member of the Ancients club Currently dead, by Wah's hand.

05-26-2001, 06:34 PM	#6
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	No idea...none at all im afraid ------------------

05-26-2001, 06:47 PM	#7
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	YOU MEAN LIKE THIS PS: ROTFLMAO!! ------------------ Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

05-26-2001, 06:51 PM	#8
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	If I were alive, I'd kill you... And if you were alive, you'd die! ps...did you get my message that my carrier pigeon brought, before you slew me? ------------------ Larry, Loyal guardian of the OHF Devoted member of the Ironworks Only member of the Elite Bodyguard to Rikard (the fool that takes the bullet) Ertai's back-up Memnoch's chief look-out Member of the Ancients club Currently dead, by Wah's hand.

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