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Old 09-21-2001, 11:27 AM   #11
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here's one:

If a plane crashes EXACTLY and I mean EXACTY!!!! on the border between two countries: Spain and Portugal where do they bury the survivors??? In SPAIN or PORTUGAL???

A tractor has to harvest crops in a equilateral triangle! It takes 2 hours to do one side, another 2 hours to do the 2nd, but takes 120min to do the third!
Same speed, no slopes, why?

1. In a Cemetary

2. 120 minutes is 2 hours




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Old 09-21-2001, 11:54 AM   #12
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I got 8 out of 10.

*sigh* I reall should have cuaght the month one and the bear one..



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Old 09-21-2001, 12:25 PM   #13
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1. In a Cemetary

2. 120 minutes is 2 hours


1/ AAGGGHHHAAA what?? reconsider quickly!
2/ Yes!



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Old 09-21-2001, 12:41 PM   #14
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bury the survivors? I sure hope I was not on that plane and ...
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Old 09-21-2001, 12:44 PM   #15
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bury the survivors? I sure hope I was not on that plane and ...
LOL. Exactly! No offence MagiK!! I made that mistake all those years ago!



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Old 09-21-2001, 04:03 PM   #16
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LOL. Exactly! No offence MagiK!! I made that mistake all those years ago!

Hehehe Iv'e made that mistake several times, my kids got me a couple of years ago too.....I'll tell you what I told them...You don't WANT to be a SURVIVOR on my flights



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Old 09-21-2001, 07:53 PM   #17
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Me an Engineer - got all 10 , though I had to read the last one 3 times before I got it


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Old 09-21-2001, 10:31 PM   #18
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IQ Test

Intelligence Test Instructions:
Write each of your answers down, it makes a difference! You will be allowed 10 minutes to complete the test. Write your answers in the spaces provided. Are you ready? Yes What is the time? 8:26 CST

Start.


1) Some months have 30 days,some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days? All 12
2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken? 1Hour
3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm? 1hour

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get? 70

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left? 9

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first? the match
7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear? white

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have? 2 apples

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark? None

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburg to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver? John D Harris
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Old 09-22-2001, 07:28 PM   #19
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LOL, I cheated!

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