Euro English! ROFL

Vaskez · 11-15-2002, 09:45 AM

> > The European Union commissioners have announced that an
> agreement has
> > been
> > reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European
> > communications,
> > rather than German which was the other possibility. As
> part of the
> > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
> English spelling
> > had
> > some
> > room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for
> > what
> > will be
> > known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
> >
> > In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
> > Sertainly,
> > sivil
> > servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard
> "c" will be
> > replaced
> > with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but
> typewriters kan
> > have
> > one
> > less letter.
> >
> > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
> year, when the
> > troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make
> words like
> > "fotograf"
> > 20 per sent shorter.
> >
> > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
> > expekted
> > to
> > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
> > Governments
> > will
> > enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
> > deterent
> > to
> > akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent
> > "e"s in
> > the
> > languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
> >
> > By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such
> as replasing
> > "th"
> > by
> > "z" and "w" by " v".
> >
> > During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
> > kontaining
> > "ou",
> > and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of
> > leters.After
> > zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer
> vil be no mor
> > trubls or
> > difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
> >
> > Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

LMAO!

johnny · 11-15-2002, 09:55 AM

Yeah, i do [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] and i better go back to school again too.

11-15-2002, 09:56 AM

LOL!

[ 11-15-2002, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: Deathbringer ]

Vaskez · 11-15-2002, 09:59 AM

Hehe, also found this:
http://www.vaskez.dsl.pipex.com/downloads/fussball.pps

It's about football stars and their twins

All you need is the free Microsoft Powerpoint viewer to look at it.

[ 11-15-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Vaskez · 11-15-2002, 01:33 PM

BUMP

/)eathKiller · 11-15-2002, 01:57 PM

ROTFLMAO that's great

Correction:

Zatz Gret!

[ 11-15-2002, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

11-15-2002, 09:45 AM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	> > The European Union commissioners have announced that an > agreement has > > been > > reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European > > communications, > > rather than German which was the other possibility. As > part of the > > negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that > English spelling > > had > > some > > room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for > > what > > will be > > known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short). > > > > In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". > > Sertainly, > > sivil > > servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard > "c" will be > > replaced > > with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but > typewriters kan > > have > > one > > less letter. > > > > There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond > year, when the > > troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make > words like > > "fotograf" > > 20 per sent shorter. > > > > In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be > > expekted > > to > > reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. > > Governments > > will > > enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a > > deterent > > to > > akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent > > "e"s in > > the > > languag is disgrasful, and they would go. > > > > By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such > as replasing > > "th" > > by > > "z" and "w" by " v". > > > > During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords > > kontaining > > "ou", > > and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of > > leters.After > > zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer > vil be no mor > > trubls or > > difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. > > > > Ze drem vil finali kum tru. LMAO! __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

11-15-2002, 09:55 AM	#2
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Yeah, i do [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] and i better go back to school again too. __________________

11-15-2002, 09:59 AM	#4
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hehe, also found this: http://www.vaskez.dsl.pipex.com/downloads/fussball.pps It's about football stars and their twins All you need is the free Microsoft Powerpoint viewer to look at it. [ 11-15-2002, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

11-15-2002, 01:33 PM	#5
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	BUMP __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

11-15-2002, 01:57 PM	#6
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	ROTFLMAO that's great Correction: Zatz Gret! [ 11-15-2002, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ] __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

11-15-2002, 09:56 AM	#3
Deathbringer Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! [ 11-15-2002, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: Deathbringer ]

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