Animal riddles

Hayashi · 06-10-2002, 02:47 AM

1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.

2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
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Open, the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe.

3. The king of the jungle called for a meeting of all animals. All were present, except one. Which animal was absent?
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The giraffe. Everybody forgot to let him out of the fridge.

/)eathKiller · 06-10-2002, 07:57 AM

ok that's it... any more sorry joke spams like this will have to answer to my bright, purple, cursed, light-saber-like, katana...

I swear man you'll make Kaio-sama laugh! and that's not a compliment [img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny · 06-10-2002, 08:03 AM

you can't put an elephant in a fridge. I've tried that once and not only did it flatten all my beercans, i had to buy a new fridge afterwards as well. Not sure about the giraffe though, think i might try that tomorrow. If my fridge is ruined again you can expect a call from my lawyer.

Epona · 06-10-2002, 10:38 AM

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Originally posted by johnny:
you can't put an elephant in a fridge. I've tried that once and not only did it flatten all my beercans, i had to buy a new fridge afterwards as well. Not sure about the giraffe though, think i might try that tomorrow. If my fridge is ruined again you can expect a call from my lawyer.

Flattened your beercans???? OMG the very thought makes me feel faint. [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

06-10-2002, 02:38 PM

yeh I tried that but it didn't fit - had to put him in the car instead - the TRUNK

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-10-2002, 02:44 PM

ARGH! these 'jokes' are teeerrible; someone remind me NEVER to check out this thread again... (cespinar you got that? lol... hahah, no I havent lost it; been playing BGTOB too much...)

06-10-2002, 02:47 AM	#1
Hayashi Silver Dragon Join Date: March 25, 2001 Location: The Lion City Age: 62 Posts: 1,699	1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door. 2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Open, the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe. 3. The king of the jungle called for a meeting of all animals. All were present, except one. Which animal was absent? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The giraffe. Everybody forgot to let him out of the fridge. __________________ I visit IW occasionally...

06-10-2002, 08:03 AM	#3
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	you can't put an elephant in a fridge. I've tried that once and not only did it flatten all my beercans, i had to buy a new fridge afterwards as well. Not sure about the giraffe though, think i might try that tomorrow. If my fridge is ruined again you can expect a call from my lawyer. __________________

06-10-2002, 02:44 PM	#6
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	ARGH! these 'jokes' are teeerrible; someone remind me NEVER to check out this thread again... (cespinar you got that? lol... hahah, no I havent lost it; been playing BGTOB too much...) __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

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06-10-2002, 07:57 AM	#2
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	ok that's it... any more sorry joke spams like this will have to answer to my bright, purple, cursed, light-saber-like, katana... I swear man you'll make Kaio-sama laugh! and that's not a compliment [img]tongue.gif[/img]

06-10-2002, 02:38 PM	#5
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	yeh I tried that but it didn't fit - had to put him in the car instead - the TRUNK

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