Chat to the internet.... (for mature audiences)

[Hivetyrant]

Hehe, here is my conversation with the Internet

The internet says: Hi, did you see the game? Puny human says: yes The internet says: I do agree more spunk is needed under the hood and for that, I have. Puny human says: shwa? The internet says: Gay or not, Ben Affleck despite his failed marriage(s) has every right to comment on the gay marriage issue, . Puny human says: yes he does The internet says: Are you saying that I ALWAYS have to agree with you in order to comment. Puny human says: yes The internet says: Are you saying that I ALWAYS have to agree with you in order to comment. Puny human says: yes The internet says: I agree with Peter (we talked about this Friday, when I stopped by to see him at his . Puny human says: yes The internet says: AGREE Instrument AGREE Instrument Translations Comparison of guideline development programmes. Puny human says: hmmm...... The internet says: And when you eat them it was like a firework going off in your mouth. Puny human says: I tried setting of fireworks in my mouth once, wasn't very fun The internet says: I would prefer the test to be in the morning but as for today it is set in the afternoon. Puny human says: bugger

I said it's for mature audiences because the last line (which I cut out) was a bit rude and I don't know if there is more in there....

[Lord]

possibly the worst internet-bot yet.

[shadowhound]

I agree, could not hold any form of real convo with it.

[Hivetyrant]

Apparently this one just uses common responses from search engines or something...

Oh well, it's good for a laugh.

[Melcheor]

No wonder the reply was rude if it used a search engine on your last answer....

[Aragorn1]

Well, I put it in and got:

Oh bugger ****** **** ***** *** ****** ***** ***** **** about swimmers from Scunthorpe doing the breast .

Its like talking to a Scot on a Saturday night

EDIT: Here's my attempt at conversation with it

he internet says: Hi, did you bring food? Puny human says: no, but i've got tea old boy The internet says: I've got a lot of Welsh blood in me and not. Puny human says: Just going to hide the sheep... The internet says: I seem to be buying loads at the moment, I think I should get my arse in gear . Puny human says: that's just wrong The internet says: Steve Maharey's claims that the National Government ran down the services of the Children. Puny human says: What are yoou on? The internet says: Define 'satire' and provide one example of personal or social satire that yoou have encountered. Puny human says: Satire is a literary technique of writing or art which exposes the follies of its subject (to ridicule, often as an intended means of provoking or preventing change. Example: 1984 by George Orwell (Eric Blair) The internet says: The nonfiction and fiction sections list books by subject categories. Puny human says: What about those books where this is not agreed upon, such a the bible? The internet says: It is not the practice of the United Bible Societies to associate the names of translators or revisers with . Puny human says: with what? The internet says: Copernic Tracker - Keeps You Up to Date with What's New on the WebCopernic Tracker is a specialized Web page tracking application wich offers many options such as monitoring of specific keywords, new links and new images. Puny human says: I wouldn't want to be associated with that either The internet says: Allison Leidner 4 While Pombal would probably not want to be associated with either philosopher, his beliefs. Puny human says: I've got to go, bye The internet says: She’s got a great sense of humor and can repeat almost any noise she hears, .

[ 09-08-2005, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Aragorn1 ]