The Ultimate CHEESE weapon

DragonSlayer25 · 07-23-2003, 01:32 PM

I know this topic has come up more than once, but i can't help but wondering what are your oppinions of the cheesiest weapon you could think up(not implimented into game)or have made?This is one I made:

Skorches Ultimate Staff of the Magi
GOODIES:
Grants immunity to timestop, ADHW, Magic Missle, and Gives Neg. Plane Prot.
Decreases Spell casting speed by 6
Casts skulltrap 6x/ day/ 5 lvls of caster
Permanet Improved invis. while equiped
Permanet Prot Evil while equiped
Detect Evil 6x/day/2 lvls of caster
increases movement rate by 3
Prot from undead 3x/day
Blur while equiped
-5 from all saves
Strikes as +10 weapon
thac0 bonus 4
atacksper Round 3
15% Chance to strike target dead
255 chance of dooing 100 damage
NOT SO GOODIES
-15% Magic Resistance
Requires 16 strength & dex

[ 07-23-2003, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: DragonSlayer25 ]

Grammar · 07-23-2003, 01:36 PM

Club of Immunity
Grants immunity to physical and magical attacks.
Protects against Intelligence Drain and Imprisonment.
10 apr

BaRoN NiGhT · 07-23-2003, 01:37 PM

edit-->quoting the original poster:<--edit
wow!but i think the modified staff u made is too overpowered.just my opinion though.

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[ 07-23-2003, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: BaRoN NiGhT ]

DragonSlayer25 · 07-23-2003, 01:40 PM

Of course it is. I put it in BlackRazors Spot so i get to use it in hell only. I trash it in ToB.

FelixJaeger · 07-23-2003, 01:50 PM

Ultimate Cheese weapon? Hmmn beating the Club Of Immunity would have to be the Club of Immunity +5, hits with 10d6+5 of damage, does 2500 fire and acid damage, poisons 50 per second for 3 hours, always strikes first with the effects of the usual Club Of Immunity.

Yanez · 07-23-2003, 01:59 PM

Extra cheese combo: dualwielding Killsword+Club of Immunity

Assassin · 07-23-2003, 02:00 PM

Killsword. Hell, you don't need anything else. And, as a plus, you don't have to make it either.

Xen · 07-23-2003, 02:27 PM

It is all overpowerd. Where is the fun in it?

Yanez · 07-23-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Xen:
It is all overpowerd. Where is the fun in it?

It's no fun using it, but it's fun discussing it.

LP

The Lilarcor · 07-23-2003, 02:41 PM

and hey, sometimes you just feel like beating the game easy and not having a challenge.

07-23-2003, 01:32 PM	#1
DragonSlayer25 Drow Warrior Join Date: January 17, 2002 Location: Umapine, OR Age: 36 Posts: 267	I know this topic has come up more than once, but i can't help but wondering what are your oppinions of the cheesiest weapon you could think up(not implimented into game)or have made?This is one I made: Skorches Ultimate Staff of the Magi GOODIES: Grants immunity to timestop, ADHW, Magic Missle, and Gives Neg. Plane Prot. Decreases Spell casting speed by 6 Casts skulltrap 6x/ day/ 5 lvls of caster Permanet Improved invis. while equiped Permanet Prot Evil while equiped Detect Evil 6x/day/2 lvls of caster increases movement rate by 3 Prot from undead 3x/day Blur while equiped -5 from all saves Strikes as +10 weapon thac0 bonus 4 atacksper Round 3 15% Chance to strike target dead 255 chance of dooing 100 damage NOT SO GOODIES -15% Magic Resistance Requires 16 strength & dex [ 07-23-2003, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: DragonSlayer25 ] __________________ It\'s like a whole other world<br />Where you can smell the food<br />But you can\'t touch the silverware.<br /><br />[url]\"http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Porkmeister\" target=\"_blank\">http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Porkmeister</a>

07-23-2003, 01:40 PM	#4
DragonSlayer25 Drow Warrior Join Date: January 17, 2002 Location: Umapine, OR Age: 36 Posts: 267	Of course it is. I put it in BlackRazors Spot so i get to use it in hell only. I trash it in ToB. __________________ It\'s like a whole other world<br />Where you can smell the food<br />But you can\'t touch the silverware.<br /><br />[url]\"http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Porkmeister\" target=\"_blank\">http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Porkmeister</a>

07-23-2003, 02:00 PM	#7
Assassin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 23, 2003 Location: Canada Age: 36 Posts: 1,134	Killsword. Hell, you don't need anything else. And, as a plus, you don't have to make it either. __________________ In The Terminator, Sarah Connor is told a speech by John Connor\'s father that John has given in the future. When John is born, Sarah tells John this speech, and John grows up to tell it in the future. So who wrote the speech?!

07-23-2003, 02:41 PM	#10
The Lilarcor Elminster Join Date: October 24, 2002 Location: Traveling to wrestle a dangerous Ent Age: 37 Posts: 405	and hey, sometimes you just feel like beating the game easy and not having a challenge. __________________ ...Since when do you care about me unless I\'m impaled in somethings guts?!

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07-23-2003, 01:36 PM	#2
Grammar Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Washington Age: 37 Posts: 301	Club of Immunity Grants immunity to physical and magical attacks. Protects against Intelligence Drain and Imprisonment. 10 apr

07-23-2003, 01:37 PM	#3
BaRoN NiGhT Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2003 Location: Home Posts: 536	edit-->quoting the original poster:<--edit wow!but i think the modified staff u made is too overpowered.just my opinion though. ------------------- [ 07-23-2003, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: BaRoN NiGhT ]

07-23-2003, 01:50 PM	#5
FelixJaeger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 26, 2002 Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview Age: 36 Posts: 1,202	Ultimate Cheese weapon? Hmmn beating the Club Of Immunity would have to be the Club of Immunity +5, hits with 10d6+5 of damage, does 2500 fire and acid damage, poisons 50 per second for 3 hours, always strikes first with the effects of the usual Club Of Immunity.

07-23-2003, 01:59 PM	#6
Yanez Manshoon Join Date: September 13, 2002 Location: Sunny side of the Alps, a.k.a. Slovenia Age: 47 Posts: 194	Extra cheese combo: dualwielding Killsword+Club of Immunity

07-23-2003, 02:27 PM	#8
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	It is all overpowerd. Where is the fun in it?

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