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01-11-2002, 06:10 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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01-11-2002, 06:14 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: September 26, 2001
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HAHA! i especially like the office arithmetic!
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01-11-2002, 06:17 PM
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Anubis
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps
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Uh, guess what ? I'm a married woman ! Now, shall I bring in Luc ?
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01-12-2002, 09:40 AM
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At least now I know why most of my engagements tend to be brief love affairs
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01-12-2002, 10:47 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
Join Date: November 18, 2001
Location: Bay City, MI. , U.S.A.
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Ok I checked your math. Your absolutely right, I'm married and fit perfectly into your equation. LOL
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01-12-2002, 11:14 AM
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Vampire
 Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Cambridge
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Your generalization and summary of love is astounding.
*gets note pad and copies*
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01-12-2002, 11:38 AM
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Takhisis Follower
 Join Date: April 30, 2001
Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now)
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LOL nice one Saz [img]graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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