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Old 03-17-2001, 10:26 PM   #51
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Wow, it's amazing how fast this clan has grown. I am proud to be a member, and when ya'll get the secret handshake worked out, be sure to let me know!!!

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Old 03-17-2001, 10:28 PM   #52
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oh no, we're busted.

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Old 03-18-2001, 02:05 AM   #53
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Join Date: March 15, 2001
Location: Shangrila ; (Torreon, Coahuila, Mexico).
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You crazy, men.

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Old 03-18-2001, 06:12 AM   #54
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Airstrip One
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CHAREAN - STOP RIGHT NOW!!!

You are obviously unaware of the danger you are in. This joke is so funny that if you find the killer joke and read it yourself you will die horribly. This joke was first used during WWII and nobody that was sent to read the joke to the Germans ever returned alive. An elite force of Kamikaze joke readers was created to deliver it but the sounds of soldiers laughing so hysterically that they died proved too much for those who had to endure it. It was decided that mustard gas, artillery bombardments and machine guns were a more humane way to kill people. If you find a piece of paper that you feel may be the killer joke it should be put in a sealed, lead lined box.

Yorick, it will be up to you to decide who will tell the joke to the enemy clan. I have three solutions:

1. Use someone who does not have a sense of humour - any Germans in the clan?
2. Use someone who doesn't speak very good english (probably not a good idea because if they mispronounce the words, the effect of the joke will be negated.
3. Use someone who is also a member of another clan. After all - we can't really trust them can we?



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Old 03-18-2001, 10:03 AM   #55
Charean
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Join Date: March 6, 2001
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Don't worry - I have the joke in a lead envelope - somewhere around here - still looking....

It wouldn't be nice to post it - then I wouldn't have a clan to be part of anymore, now would I???

Besides... maybe I could mail it to those knights who want to peek at our board... they could use a laugh... hehehehehehehe

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Old 03-18-2001, 10:36 AM   #56
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Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps
Age: 59
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Hi Charean,
Now, being the only Thief in the clan, I guess I will have to remain wise enough to steal this lead envelope from you ... oh well ...

And yep, let's teach a lesson to this bunch do-gooders knights !

I received your mail, BTW, and just replied.

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Old 03-18-2001, 10:37 AM   #57
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Quote:
Originally posted by Charean:

Besides... maybe I could mail it to those knights who want to peek at our board... they could use a laugh... hehehehehehehe

Yay!



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Old 03-18-2001, 01:08 PM   #58
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Yorick.....nice!
Great idea, can I join? I've just started an MP game with a Jester but I have about 4 Skald characters ready...
BTW At least I'll know that the clanleader of the laughing Hyenas isn't going to say something to me that would have my boyfriend raging!

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Old 03-18-2001, 01:31 PM   #59
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Yorick.....nice!
Great idea, can I join? I've just started an MP game with a Jester but I have about 4 Skald characters ready...
BTW At least I'll know that the clanleader of the laughing Hyenas isn't going to say something to me that would have my boyfriend raging!

FOUR SKALDS AND A JESTER?


Why, of course? Come on in.
How is Seb anyway? How are YOU more's to the point?



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Old 03-18-2001, 09:53 PM   #60
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*bump*

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