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Old 11-23-2006, 12:46 PM   #1
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A young woman was in her kitchen.

A pan of water was simmering on the stove.

She was making boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walked in.

Their eyes met.

"Make love to me here, now," she said.

They made love on the kitchen table.

"Couldn't resist me, huh?" he said.

"The egg timer is broken," she replied
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Old 11-23-2006, 01:23 PM   #2
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At least he got his egg finished in time! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 11-23-2006, 03:21 PM   #3
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Breakfast and a morning romp. Now that is my kind of morning.
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Old 11-23-2006, 03:38 PM   #4
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Ahh; 2 minutes, just how I like 'em!
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:20 PM   #5
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Ahh; 2 minutes, just how I like 'em!
I'm sure your wife sees things differently.
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:31 PM   #6
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Why, how long does she like her eggs cooked?
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:34 PM   #7
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Well done, I'd guess.
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Old 11-23-2006, 04:39 PM   #8
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She likes 'em scrabbled, well done. I don't kow what the 3 initials are talking about.
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