11-23-2006, 12:46 PM | #1 |
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A young woman was in her kitchen.
A pan of water was simmering on the stove. She was making boiled eggs for breakfast. He walked in. Their eyes met. "Make love to me here, now," she said. They made love on the kitchen table. "Couldn't resist me, huh?" he said. "The egg timer is broken," she replied
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11-23-2006, 01:23 PM | #2 |
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At least he got his egg finished in time! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-23-2006, 03:21 PM | #3 |
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Breakfast and a morning romp. Now that is my kind of morning.
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11-23-2006, 03:38 PM | #4 |
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Ahh; 2 minutes, just how I like 'em!
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11-23-2006, 04:31 PM | #6 |
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Why, how long does she like her eggs cooked?
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11-23-2006, 04:34 PM | #7 |
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Well done, I'd guess.
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11-23-2006, 04:39 PM | #8 |
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She likes 'em scrabbled, well done. I don't kow what the 3 initials are talking about.
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