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03-21-2004, 02:01 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Kids Advice
* Never spit on a roller coaster. * Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. * Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. * Never tell your little brother you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. * Never dare your little brother to paint the car. * Never do pranks at a police station. * When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. * Never bug a pregnant mom. * When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. * Never ask for anything that cost more than $5 when your parent are doing taxes * When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. * Don't ever be too full for dessert. * Forget the cake, go for the icing. * Beware of cafeteria when it looks like it's moving. * Stay away from prunes * Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and Grandma's house. * Listen to your brain, it has lots of information. * Sleep in your clothes so you are dressed in the morning. * Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.
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03-21-2004, 09:03 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
        Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
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* Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
Wish i knew that one when i was younger, heh. [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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03-22-2004, 10:22 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Adult eat more salt than you eat rice, so listen what adult have to say!
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03-22-2004, 01:47 PM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: March 2, 2003
Location: Kentucky
Age: 37
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Uh, I dont get it....
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03-22-2004, 04:27 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 37
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Now you tell me. All those hard years of my life could have been made a whole lot easier if you just posted this a couple years sooner. Grr...
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03-24-2004, 02:12 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: March 21, 2004
Location: The Netherlands
Age: 37
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Remember the two places you are always welcome -church and Grandma's house.
Hmm i guess that last option was available 'before'i pierced my lip  :/
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