MINATOUR MISSLE OF SPEARING!!

AzureWolf · 05-10-2001, 08:22 AM

At the advice of Rudedawg and my own rebellious nature I have decided to create my own thread about my much neglected minotaurs.

now to my story of how effective minotaurs can be:

The first dragon army engineers secret weapon:

At that moment, their commanding minotaur Tchk'pal woke up. He stared around , saw himself in the bowl of the catapult. The sight had a sobering effect.
"Sargas take you dracos!" he bellowed, struggling to free himself, "Get me out of this! I'll flail you alive for-"
"FIRE!" Kang shouted.
Slith sliced the retaining rope. The main arm of the catapult straigtened, sent the minatour soaring into the air.
"Charge," said Kang, watching the minatour fly gracefully over the treetops.
"Abyss take me!" Slith cried, racing up on the ramparts to watch. "Will you look at that sir!"
The copper dragon had unleashed a stream of acid at a ballista site on the rampart. The weapon exploded, its crew scrambling to get out of the way of the attack. The copper dragon was preparing to pick them off one by one, when the minotaur hurtling through the air, struck the dragon squarely in the chest.
"Dark Queens grace," Kang said, awed "Sank his horns right into it!" He turned to his sub commander. "Nice shot Slith!"
"Thank you sir," Slith replied.
The dragon and its elven rider and the minotaur fell like so many sacks of potatoes. They hit the ground hard, sending up a great cloud of dust.
"A glorious death," said Kang solemnly.
"And honorable," Slith added. He raised his voice. "The commanders dead! A moments silence for the dead commander."
After a few seconds, Kang said, "I dont think they heard you."
Slith shrugged.

But i dont really expect any replies I am just posting this to support the minority group of the minotaurs!

So there dwarf throwers!!

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Therro · 05-10-2001, 08:29 AM

You tell em Azure! You Tell Em!

Maybe you should talk about the minotaur from Dwarven Throwers (the squirrel =X) That was hilarious!

AzureWolf · 05-10-2001, 11:01 AM

bump

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

ShadowUK · 05-10-2001, 02:37 PM

A good story
Others should read this.........
Bump

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Therro · 05-10-2001, 04:11 PM

Can't let this thread die! The minotaurish minority cant be pushed around by the wee majorty anymore! *BuMp*

Grand-Ranger · 05-10-2001, 05:51 PM

Minatours are one of my favorit races,there my number 1 acually...but i find it launching them from catapults...insulting...

05-10-2001, 06:00 PM

Hey it's better than insulting my Dwarves, Grand-Ranger

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Grand-Ranger · 05-10-2001, 06:18 PM

we weanrt insulting them..we wear..expermenting just ask RudeDawg

RudeDawg · 05-10-2001, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grand-Ranger:
we weanrt insulting them..we wear..expermenting just ask RudeDawg

yeah, yeah... an experiment.

*RudeDawg measures Kors by sight, figures out how much he weighs, and scribbles in his notepad*
"Um, Kors, how heavy are you? Just curious. And, would you like a drink of some strong Dwarven Ale?"

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The RudeDawg
Known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
and my girlfriends, Pamila and Pfil

05-10-2001, 07:07 PM

Sorry Kors does not drink because drinks affect his warrior's edge

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05-10-2001, 08:22 AM	#1
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	At the advice of Rudedawg and my own rebellious nature I have decided to create my own thread about my much neglected minotaurs. now to my story of how effective minotaurs can be: The first dragon army engineers secret weapon: At that moment, their commanding minotaur Tchk'pal woke up. He stared around , saw himself in the bowl of the catapult. The sight had a sobering effect. "Sargas take you dracos!" he bellowed, struggling to free himself, "Get me out of this! I'll flail you alive for-" "FIRE!" Kang shouted. Slith sliced the retaining rope. The main arm of the catapult straigtened, sent the minatour soaring into the air. "Charge," said Kang, watching the minatour fly gracefully over the treetops. "Abyss take me!" Slith cried, racing up on the ramparts to watch. "Will you look at that sir!" The copper dragon had unleashed a stream of acid at a ballista site on the rampart. The weapon exploded, its crew scrambling to get out of the way of the attack. The copper dragon was preparing to pick them off one by one, when the minotaur hurtling through the air, struck the dragon squarely in the chest. "Dark Queens grace," Kang said, awed "Sank his horns right into it!" He turned to his sub commander. "Nice shot Slith!" "Thank you sir," Slith replied. The dragon and its elven rider and the minotaur fell like so many sacks of potatoes. They hit the ground hard, sending up a great cloud of dust. "A glorious death," said Kang solemnly. "And honorable," Slith added. He raised his voice. "The commanders dead! A moments silence for the dead commander." After a few seconds, Kang said, "I dont think they heard you." Slith shrugged. But i dont really expect any replies I am just posting this to support the minority group of the minotaurs! So there dwarf throwers!! ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

05-10-2001, 08:29 AM	#2
Therro Dungeon Master Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Newmarket, Canada Posts: 73	You tell em Azure! You Tell Em! Maybe you should talk about the minotaur from Dwarven Throwers (the squirrel =X) That was hilarious!

05-10-2001, 11:01 AM	#3
AzureWolf 20th Level Warrior Join Date: May 3, 2001 Location: . Age: 40 Posts: 2,762	bump ------------------ "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

05-10-2001, 02:37 PM	#4
ShadowUK Avatar Join Date: March 10, 2001 Location: England, Worcester Posts: 524	A good story Others should read this......... Bump ------------------

05-10-2001, 04:11 PM	#5
Therro Dungeon Master Join Date: April 28, 2001 Location: Newmarket, Canada Posts: 73	Can't let this thread die! The minotaurish minority cant be pushed around by the wee majorty anymore! BuMp

05-10-2001, 05:51 PM	#6
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	Minatours are one of my favorit races,there my number 1 acually...but i find it launching them from catapults...insulting...

05-10-2001, 06:00 PM	#7
BladeMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Hey it's better than insulting my Dwarves, Grand-Ranger ------------------

05-10-2001, 06:18 PM	#8
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	we weanrt insulting them..we wear..expermenting just ask RudeDawg

05-10-2001, 07:07 PM	#10
BladeMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Sorry Kors does not drink because drinks affect his warrior's edge ------------------

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