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Old 02-03-2004, 03:52 AM   #11
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10. Thou shall keep your coffee to thy self and not tempt thy fellow man with this foul fluid for it is a devil in disguise...


sorry I had to... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Old 02-03-2004, 10:35 AM   #12
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11) Thou shalt not raise the ire of a coffee lover before they have had a cup in the morning!
::looking intently at Jorath::
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Old 02-03-2004, 01:38 PM   #13
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LOL, what a great idea... teehee!

I'm not a coffee drinker but I do drink tea and sodas with caffeine.

How about "Thou shalt not expect me to utter more than one syllable responses in the morning before my second cup of caffeine laden beverage"
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Old 02-03-2004, 02:42 PM   #14
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You give responses before your second cup? Most don't dare to even address me... I look and behave like a deranged harpy except my hair is wilder that early.
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:03 PM   #15
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Thou shalt not suggest I lay off the coffee... Jorath...
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:14 PM   #16
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Thow shalt have an enlarged prostate if thow does not moderate thy consumption. ( Same goes for all stimulants, and obviously applies to men only. )

REMEMBER: Jane Curtain and Justine Bateman they were in the Caffine achievers club on SNL.

I think I will go get a fresh cup as we speak.
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Old 02-03-2004, 05:49 PM   #17
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Illumina... I shall not provoke thy again
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:40 PM   #18
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Thou mayst try many flavours and many varieties, but thou must always stay true to thy first coffee.
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Old 02-03-2004, 06:45 PM   #19
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Thou shalt not wave an enlarged prostate before me.

(Wimminz can too have prostates! I got one on the desk there right nexta my jar o' eyeballz.)
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