The Perfect Girl

Arvon · 10-13-2002, 10:40 AM

Perfect Girl

Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.

Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"

Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.

"So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends."

"Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!"

Attalus · 10-13-2002, 10:48 AM

LOL

I have found the perfect woman,
I could ask for nothing more:
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.

LordKathen · 10-13-2002, 03:05 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!!!1

RevRuby · 10-13-2002, 03:11 PM

silly ppl.....very silly. but good joke....i like it!

WillowIX · 10-13-2002, 04:07 PM

Awww and here I was, thinking that this thread was about me

! Good one though Arvon. Keep´em coming! [img]smile.gif[/img]

johnny · 10-13-2002, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
Awww and here I was, thinking that this thread was about me ! Good one though Arvon. Keep´em coming! [img]smile.gif[/img]

You are sooooo humble.

Bardan the Slayer · 10-13-2002, 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
Perfect Girl

I've already found her

WillowIX · 10-13-2002, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnny:
You are sooooo humble.

LOL! I know johnny. It´s one of my greatest virtues

. Hmm, maybe it´s time for me to get out of the house and let my humble sevants see their queen [img]graemlins/queen.gif[/img] And johnny don´t be shy, I know you worship me [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]

BTW how about another bear my dear? (no not a typo

)

[ 10-13-2002, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

johnny · 10-13-2002, 04:32 PM

Exellent, you know i collect bears.

Lek Dukagjin · 10-13-2002, 05:22 PM

I've found her too! Not that she even knows about me or owt...

And she actually calls herself Milla Jovovich, NOT "Banana Republic" [img]smile.gif[/img]

10-13-2002, 10:40 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Perfect Girl Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?" Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again. "So Manny. Did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My father can't stand her!" __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-13-2002, 10:48 AM	#2
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 75 Posts: 8,167	LOL I have found the perfect woman, I could ask for nothing more: She's deaf and dumb and oversexed And owns a liquor store. __________________ Even Heroes sometimes fail...

10-13-2002, 03:05 PM	#3
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 51 Posts: 3,166	ROFL!!!!!!!!!1 __________________

10-13-2002, 03:11 PM	#4
RevRuby Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Limbo Age: 43 Posts: 1,720	silly ppl.....very silly. but good joke....i like it! __________________ peek-a-boo

10-13-2002, 04:07 PM	#5
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 49 Posts: 4,628	Awww and here I was, thinking that this thread was about me ! Good one though Arvon. Keep´em coming! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

10-13-2002, 04:32 PM	#9
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Exellent, you know i collect bears. __________________

10-13-2002, 05:22 PM	#10
Lek Dukagjin Dungeon Master Join Date: May 16, 2002 Location: British Empire Age: 48 Posts: 72	I've found her too! Not that she even knows about me or owt... And she actually calls herself Milla Jovovich, NOT "Banana Republic" [img]smile.gif[/img]

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