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Old 09-02-2004, 05:25 PM   #1
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. Only one question was asked: "Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortages in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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Old 09-02-2004, 06:06 PM   #2
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LMAO!! btw your sig is done! [img]smile.gif[/img] you shouyld gghave recieved a pm..

GReat one!
 
Old 09-02-2004, 07:09 PM   #3
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Thats pretty funny! I enjoyed that.
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:10 PM   #4
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Heh heh. Yeah, that one definately gave a chuckle [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:28 PM   #5
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It's totally stereotypical and obviously a westerner's view of the rest of the world, but still... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2004, 07:59 PM   #6
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But Arledrian, did'nt you read what it said? We don't know what "rest of the world" means...
Funny stuff Jaradu. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:11 PM   #7
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Quite funny though the title remind me of something else. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:02 PM   #8
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Very good! Quite true, too! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:24 PM   #9
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ahhh we south - east asians are smart then
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Old 09-02-2004, 09:34 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by Harkoliar:
ahhh we south - east asians are smart then
No, you simply don't exist.
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