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Old 09-02-2004, 07:40 AM   #11

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Originally posted by T-D-C:
Unfortunatly he can't be a Dawin award nominee because he didn't die.
Actually he can, he just has to be unable to contribute to the genepool to be a Darwin award nominee.
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:00 AM   #12
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[img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] Yikes! Now that's something you don't see in the news every day. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] does having a dog bite you there make you want to strip and go to a park? That's a bit confusing. Was it his own dog that bit him?
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Old 09-02-2004, 08:43 AM   #13
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Originally posted by DBear:
This has Darwin Award nominee written all over it [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img]
Hahahaha, I was just thing that.
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Old 09-02-2004, 10:06 AM   #14
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This can go in so many nasty directions...

First, Darwin award winners have to remove themselves from the gene pool. Death certainly accomplishes that, but so does having your reproductive organs removed. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Second, it did sound like it was his own dog... or at least that he was walking the dog.

Third... "...but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes." Now, I don't know about you, but I'm trying to picture a scenario where being naked and having a pit bull in the vicinity comes into play... and where the dog is able to get a good enough bite on your manhood to remove it?

I'll leave it at that, 'cause this is a family forum, after all. I'm wondering just what kind of a sick and twisted puppy (no pun intended) this guy is... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
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Old 09-02-2004, 12:54 PM   #15

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Jees, he picked a really nice way to have his sex change didn't he...sorry man,(*groans*((extremely bad pun)) whoever you are.

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Old 09-02-2004, 01:30 PM   #16

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Maybe he took off his clothes after he had been bitten by the dog. Not a rational thought perhaps, but he had got his little friend bitten off.
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