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Old 06-25-2001, 07:40 PM   #1
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Time is a great teacher. The only problem is that it kills its pupils.

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I have a feeling of Deja vu and Amnesia both at the same time. I think I've forgotten this once before....

I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them.

If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

If all the important things could be accomplished with the eyes, then the streets would be covered in dead bodies and pregnant women.

If you don't want your kids to hear what you are saying, then say it as though you were addressing them.

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Old 06-25-2001, 07:43 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LOL, THESE ARE GREAT!!

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Old 06-27-2001, 09:21 AM   #3
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Old 06-27-2001, 09:29 AM   #4
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LOL! Those are great! Thanks for bumping back to the top Vaskez Needed a little humor is this otherwise catastrophic day!

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Old 06-28-2001, 08:53 AM   #5
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ROFLMAO!!!!!



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Old 06-28-2001, 07:19 PM   #6
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Vaskez, I like your sense of humour.
Got any more Hungarian cop jokes? They apply equally well to cops here too...

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Old 06-29-2001, 03:22 AM   #7
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Originally posted by Epona:
Vaskez, I like your sense of humour.
Got any more Hungarian cop jokes? They apply equally well to cops here too...

Dunno, he posted a lot of them on another message board, and they were quite funny . Not sure if he posted them over here though... You should ask Vaskez himself I guess
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Old 06-29-2001, 10:46 AM   #8
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Originally posted by Epona:
Vaskez, I like your sense of humour.
Got any more Hungarian cop jokes? They apply equally well to cops here too...

Guess what? I translated these too....
Course I got some more cop jokes, it's just hard to remember which ones I've posted and which ones I haven't.....I'll try to post some more later.

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Old 06-29-2001, 11:28 AM   #9
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Old 06-29-2001, 11:30 AM   #10
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HAHAHAHA! Just what we all needed! I loved :
If voting ever changed anything, they'd make it illegal. and
I don't like gherkins and I'm very glad that I don't like them, cos if I liked them, I'd eat them, and I really hate them. LOL Oh, and I like gherkins!


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