08-27-2005, 02:39 PM | #1 |
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Courtesy of rapbattles.com and me. Well I've selected some that I thought were really clever and/or humourous. I've omitted the explicit ones, for the sake of the many 5 year-olds who read this forum
(apologies for the bad grammar/spelling in some of them, I'm just copy/pasting) Also, I've no way of knowing whether these really are the best or not, me quoting myself is not cos I'm among the best (I'm not....yet) but I just know more of my own stuff obviously [img]smile.gif[/img] Let me know if you like, then I'll do another collection next week or something You gotta look out for wordplay - words combined/split and double meanings etc. i got a problem with losing, looks like you dont need a guide... you two are already aquainted Ruthless is Ashamed... always Goes Out with a Loss but still denies that they Dated// -evolve vs. ruthless Even kids kick your ass and if you ever become a respected head They'll just act more polite and hand your ass to you instead -me against can't remember who (modest ) You not played with shit? ur battling skill level reached certain heights, Even Made A Name for yourself, followed by typin' ur password in twice -ricochet vs. evolve & you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too the fact is, we are BOTH Losers You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you -evolve vs. bribeone You voters can count me out, my advice is hold the phone..... Cuz if Evolve's Origin is Ill...then he must be far from home!...... -taktik vs. evolve Old man on RB... why cant you and BTK just die now... 'Volve a good parent?…you cant even raise the voters eye brows... -chrit vs. evolve ya average hits barely connect, so why's this vet commended? axe could steppe up.. & the plateau would actually get offended -feeble minded vs. axe e umm & ya ass lands out of commission, sav's whored & perished if you could step son, it would be by a former marriage -feeble minded She just rose through the grapevines…Quill ain’t vet, ya see ‘cuz it ain’t that she got no vice... …she straight has novice tendencies Meters vs. Quill used to look up to you, now i'm dope.... funny isnt it? & i'd tip my hat to you.. but people would toss money in it -quote Smoka'll ruin ya vows, don't worry...I'll leave a tomb in your house Bitch is so poor her deathbed folds back into the living room couch -smokajoka u wished for glory, HW title.. back when me & K largo had had it Write wants to trade styles so much i put an embargo on fabric -feeble minded vs. Mr. W.rite And Rea...Elwo...whoever, take this sonnage as advice that hurts cuz kid, filament for lightbulbs, not the bulk of ya whole damn verse meters (if you don't get this, filler is waste of space in a verse, filament = filler meant) but im generous lately, kid don't laugh so ill split the LW title with kap.... & hand him the first half Shadows Edge vs. Kapitolins (explanation: LW = lightweight title. L = loss as well) I've never even heard of you..... there's no use me tryna hide it This thread is like your coffin coz people know you're dead inside it com Heard you got into drugs... s'too bad, I had high hopes for ya see... You'll either die in the hands of God, or we'll watch the G O D. Twizted vs. God (G O D, O D = overdose) You won't get too far, as a rapper, ya concepts are played N ya style's Soda'mn Pop, s'no wonder your name's Reneg-ade Ya too wack at this to get paid, but stick at it a while You'll see cash stacks n' get top dollar... ........................but never touch the rest of the pile me vs. Renegade Ya wack dude, last time you dropped weak crap n' I beat you Ya tried to hold a grudge...but your clumsy ass dropped that too You're a wuss in the booth, but claim to have a scarier side I bet ya eat lions for breakfast too... .................since ya always forced to swallow your Pride me vs. Schizmatic bring 893457625689 people & get wrecked, syke I'll beat you singlehanded ...til my verses don't resemble ya sex life invasion of the Brits get smacked the hell down how you going to hang out in Picadilly Circus ..& not call yourselves clowns? -kapitolins (explanation: think about single-handed and the last 2 words lol) claim your one of the best, but dope, you’re yet to bust might be able to convince, but you can’t con the rest of us -spitacular That's the issue, cats named after chocolate don't give me jitters We don't take ya serious, everyone just looks at Twix'n Snickers me vs. Twixn (if ya don't get it, note to snicker = to laugh disrespectfully, and the guy's name was Twixn) The wack in your rap, I hear it, it ain't spit, more like dribble You the type to fish for compliments n' not even get a nibble Take any dope track, one verse from Sirus is enough to ruin it Cos everyone knows what ya get when ya add S to a hit me vs. SirusX A true hip-hop hero, you heard the industry was on fire... ...............................................gra bbed water n' ran back When action's required, you're the first to act...............like you can rap me You'll never be king of rap, ya too crap to earn that place But ya might get royal treatment and throne...out flat on ya face me This fool'll never get a girl, they'd rather use the Dark to hide If women were given an ultimatum, they still wouldn't choose a 'Cide me vs. Darkcide (geddit? choose a side, choose a 'cide ) I ain't jokin holmes, my fists'll stroke ya dome and turn the housing of ur brain into a broken home I'll smash u son, what else did u expect to see When I say wack : worse ... it's only time i talk about Spit & his crew respectively Give me a gun, you'll see how good my aim is son I'll have your head ajar, and leave your brain in one When it comes to ur grill, I'ma be makin it swell Then strip u of ur wackness & have u feelin naked as hell -young philly vs. $pitacular but congrats on the good news, i'll let ya head burn on the mantle heard you landed a job, too bad ya punches can't learn from examples -lay doubt
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08-27-2005, 03:54 PM | #2 |
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What happened to the good old days when rappers simply blew eachothers heads off over a dispute ?
Bah...buncha sissies nowadays.
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08-28-2005, 10:49 AM | #3 |
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Lol and here I was thinking people'd appreciate wit over threats.
Did you actually like any of them? Anyway, looks like people don't give a damn about this, so I guess there'll be no part 2 then [ 08-28-2005, 10:50 AM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]
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08-28-2005, 03:39 PM | #4 | |
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08-28-2005, 04:38 PM | #5 |
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& you shouldn't resent me... im doing what everyone expects me too
the fact is, we are BOTH Losers You Lost the battle.. & well... I Lost all respect for you -evolve vs. bribeone ^ My favourite I have to say. I frequent Tightbeatz.com myself, a beat production site. They do beat/rap battles in the forum section and free music d/l section. Thanks for sharing those ^ Vaskez. |
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08-28-2005, 06:00 PM | #7 |
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Haha yea the "we're both losers" dis was pretty funny.
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An utterly useless way to WASTE bandwidth! [img]graemlins/biggrin.gif[/img]
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