BG2 Bar Part 3 - The Search for Beer

[jabidas]

The duck didnt evaporate i disintigrated it

On a lighter note I think it is time to let the bar be open to our less sociable (and easy to kill) friends, the Demons although they are big evil and just a little cranky we should accept them for the truly enlightened and upstanding members of the community they are. We hardly want to be known as the racist message board now do we? SOD THAT BUTCHER THE PIG UGLY SACKS OF SCUM.

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Just as well they're not about anymore then. I let u guys have a day and 2 nights to relieve frustrations on demons. want to get back to semi-normal for a while (will do another crisis later)

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[jabidas]

For a real fun(read painful) time how about dumping 10 demiliches in the room next time.The headaches start here.

Anyways OH MY GOD MY PET LIM LIM HAS ESCAPED . Everybody run or well perhaps not i just like shouting. Time for the beer im thinking. And perhaps some camping with the railgun


I was wondering would anyone open a thread on interesting fantasy books they have read that used to come on bgdungeon and id like to see what the people here think up or reccomend

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I don't let demi-liches i nhere. They have no pockets, hence no money for the drinks. Additionally, they cannot stopped with a Melusine "wedgie"

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[Tancred]

Tancred, still busy trying to find his sword (Karnas' vouce can be heard, saying 'warmer... warmer...), raises his head at the mention of liches in bars.
"Besides, who remembers old Drunk Bob Spelljammer? Poor chap, but he deserved what he got. A crazy drunkard, but he never paid for his drinks - and if anybody tried to stop him, he fricasseed them with a spell. Then, one day, he fell unconscious after a clever serving-wench slipped him a sleeping draught, and the bartender and his staff bricked him up in the bar's wall while he slept. Poor chap's still there now. Where was that? The Crooked Crane, I think..."

Tancred

[jabidas]

RACIAL INEQUALITY. You people never give the undead the respect they deserve. Bloody living bigots. I should set up a petition for equal rites for the supposed evil villains of video games to get fair treatment but i wont cause im lazy and no one would ever sign it. Ever.

Anyways dosnt the that Archlich WAH come in here but then i suppose you argue with undead with the power of vecna i suppose

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Note: When God of Vigilantes, Lord Shield created an island where the undead could live without preying on living. They could eat and drink normally if they wanted
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An empire on this land was ruled by his daughter
He also had an Empire in the Lands of the living run by his adopted son
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There's equal rights! However, undead in this world seem to leave bits in your breakfast!

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

[jabidas]

So im guessing clerics arnt very populare there?

Id really like to hear about the books people are reading at the moment as i mentioned earlier(im not referring to tsr books by the way). Im just nosey or its a topic i like to talk about

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[Melusine]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: I don't let demi-liches i nhere. They have no pockets, hence no money for the drinks. Additionally, they cannot stopped with a Melusine "wedgie"

LMAO!!

BTW Lord Of Alcohol, welcome, welcome to this thread...I was wondering when you'd show up. I knew you couldn't stay away at the one bar that serves the uncomparable Forever Ale
Lord Shield, this man's drinking prowess is quite legendary in these realms... you think you'll be able to serve him?



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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

I shall create a Spigot Djinn just for him!

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp