Nine Months Later...

Sazerac · 01-17-2002, 08:32 PM

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll, be happy to sleep in the barn. And
if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light"

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the
house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have
to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
did. Why do you ask?"

Jack grinned. "She just died and left me everything."

Vaskez · 01-17-2002, 08:46 PM

Hehehe, nice one.

adam warlock · 01-17-2002, 10:11 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] well... it pays off

thanks for sharing Saz XD

Larry_OHF · 01-17-2002, 10:33 PM

I am a bit confused on the moral...
You're saying to always use my own name in my business transactions, or have idiots for friends???

Sazerac · 01-17-2002, 10:41 PM

The moral is...where was your mind?

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

-Sazerac

01-18-2002, 12:01 PM

Lol!

Challenging Arvon are you, Saz?

Sir Exxon · 01-18-2002, 12:12 PM

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Very good, Saz! That sounded like one of Arvons jokes!

see ya!

Morgeruat · 01-18-2002, 12:18 PM

ROFLMAO that was great

Durwyn · 01-18-2002, 02:07 PM

LOL interesting, very interesting [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Galadria1 · 01-18-2002, 02:40 PM

LOL, ROFLMAO, that was a good one, Saz. Hmm. Is this [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] ?

01-17-2002, 08:32 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently "widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll, be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light" The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?" Jack grinned. "She just died and left me everything." __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

01-17-2002, 08:46 PM	#2
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hehehe, nice one. __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

01-17-2002, 10:11 PM	#3
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	[img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] well... it pays off thanks for sharing Saz XD __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

01-17-2002, 10:41 PM	#5
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	The moral is...where was your mind? [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] -Sazerac __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

01-18-2002, 12:18 PM	#8
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	ROFLMAO that was great __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

01-17-2002, 10:33 PM	#4
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	I am a bit confused on the moral... You're saying to always use my own name in my business transactions, or have idiots for friends???

01-18-2002, 12:01 PM	#6
Sorcerer Alex Guest Posts: n/a	Lol! Challenging Arvon are you, Saz?

01-18-2002, 12:12 PM	#7
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] Very good, Saz! That sounded like one of Arvons jokes! see ya!

01-18-2002, 02:07 PM	#9
Durwyn Elminster Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 415	LOL interesting, very interesting [img]smile.gif[/img] . __________________ <b>-Durwyn Foehammer</b><p><i>\"Don\'t you go a-meddling with old stone or cold wights or prying in their houses, unless you be strong folk with hearts that never faulter.\"</i> - J.R.R. Tolkien

01-18-2002, 02:40 PM	#10
Galadria1 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 11, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 369	LOL, ROFLMAO, that was a good one, Saz. Hmm. Is this [img]graemlins/spam2.gif[/img] ? __________________ Lady Galadria, a proud Cavalier of Keldorn\'s Order; Oh So Simple Marshmallow Woman of the ORT. Member, HADB<br /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" -Saki<br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

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